Forget the hurricanes, fires and flooding the US has seen in the past several months, according to The Daily Mail, the real DISASTER occurred last night in Rome, Italy on the Eternals red carpet event for the 16th Rome Film Festival. No, nobody was struck by lightning but Eternals star Angelina Jolie’s wonky hair extensions caused a high-pressure system that IGNITED TWITTER. Sure, she looked great from the front, especially when flanked by her lovely daughters Zahara and Shiloh, but the moment she turned around, her choppy hair extensions at the back were so disastrous that not even ex-husband Brad Pitt and his trusty hammer could hope to Make It Right.
Here’s Angie eating the red carpet alive in a silver Versace gown. If I ever refer to Angie as a carpet muncher, this is what I’m talking about.
Where is the loyalty? Who let Angelina Jolie leave the house with these extensions? pic.twitter.com/pryw4CxEVI
— Anomalie Anomie 🥀🎃 (@elsawarhola) October 24, 2021
Like I said, great from the front, but judging by the back I’m going to have to assume that Angie is one of those people with long hair who like to flip it over the back of their seat, and whoever had the misfortune of sitting behind her at the screening, took their revenge with a pair of children’s safety shears. According to DM, “fans went wild online” after Angie “suffered a hair extensions disaster” and “Twitter users could barely keep their eyes off her uneven, long brown tresses which were bluntly fastened to her head.” This is what happens when Salma Hayek and her magnificent chichis fail to show, the eye doesn’t know where to look so it’s just grasping for straws. And Angie made the unfortunate decision to style her hair using a pack of Pick-up Sticks. Luckily, Angie brought an eye-catching accessory to help steal the focus. Her 15-year-old daughter Shilo and her nearly identical face!
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— Paula (@MsTwistedNerve) October 24, 2021
This is Zahara and Shilo’s second Eternals event with mom. Last week Angie brought them both plus eldest son Maddox and twins Vivienne and Knox. But let’s not forget that Angie wasn’t the only Eternals momma to show off her twins on that red carpet!
See, just like Brad and Angie, you’ve already forgotten all about that devastating disaster from before!