Newly Buff Kumail Nanjiani Became The Face Of A PornHub Category For A Minute
Kumail Nanjiani shattered the loins of the internet earlier this week when he posted pictures of his new buff body brought on by his The Eternals workout routine. Kumail’s wife, Emily V. Gordon, kept the thirst traps coming when she posted another shirtless picture of Kumail, this time with a fucking pussy on his legs. The animal variety. And also, Kumail can say he’s really made it since PornHub made him a category model.
Like Anna Faris on Chris Pratt’s nerd-to-buff body before her, Emily hyped up her man’s hot new body on Twitter:
Get fucking prepared, dude.
— Emily V Gordon (@emilyvgordon) December 16, 2019
I do, in fact, feel like a winner.
— Emily V Gordon (@emilyvgordon) December 16, 2019
Emily then posted to Instagram a picture that probably made thirsty gaymers everywhere put down their controllers for a second to put a hand over their crotch as it exploded:
You bitch! You know exactly what you’re doing with this, don’t you, Emily?! Thank you so much! Also our cats are twins so Kumail and I are soulmates, move over girl!
PornHub also got into the thirsting of Kumail. They temporarily made him the new face and body of their “Muscular Men” category.
We updated our Muscular Men category picture @kumailn pic.twitter.com/xKBXI2akDi
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) December 16, 2019
Kumail, you’ve made it. You’ve done what countless male popstars and actors have done before you and caught the thirsty gays! Muscular Men section? That’s for us. And The Eternals doesn’t come out until November 2020, so Kumail was probably only holding that video game controller for the pic, because he’s usually holding up a barbell to keep that body up for at least another year.
Pic: Instagram