Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino Is Way, Way Behind On His Community Service Hours

December 9, 2020 / Posted by:

TMZ says that Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has not been keeping up his community service. Mike got sentenced to eight months in prison over some good-old-fashioned tax evasion. He went to prison–which was apparently a hoot and a half and a great networking opportunity. He served his time before his release last September and finally reunited with his wife, Lauren Pesce–who is currently pregnant with their first child. So that would normally be that–Mike could ride off to his life of wealth and reality TV stardom and a new family… except Mike forgot about the fact he also had to do community service. Now Mike is behind as shit. I mean, come on, coronavirus quarantine was the perfect opportunity for community service. See, Felicity Huffman was truly a model rich-person criminal–she wrapped that shit up!

For his tax crimes, Mike got hit with 500 hours of community service. But he’s barely completed any of it. Mike’s probation officer stated in legal documents that Mike has only done 18 of his 500 hours and that she’s told him where to volunteer, she’s reminded him to volunteer, and has explained to him that COVID is not a concern because he can do his community service hours at home. Sweetie, send him back to prison for that alone. You can do community service online?! Bitch, NO EXCUSE!

In the docs, the probation officer says she’s continually talked to Mike about where to volunteer in his community … like at Toys for Tots, his church and several food banks, but so far he’s only done 18 hours since his release from prison in 2019. In fact, the probation officer says Mike was scheduled to volunteer back in August, but failed to attend due to COVID-19 concerns.

Still, the probation officer says she’s reminded Mike “at nearly every interaction to find a venue for community service, including service that could be performed from home” but she claims he’s made next to no effort. The probation officer told it to the judge … who’s now issuing Mike a written warning.

There is a big difference between where Mike needs to be and where he’s at now. 482 hours difference, to be exact. Mike better hop to it. And here’s hoping that Mike learns to count soon because he recently revealed his new baby has a penis and if Lil Situation starts being able to understand the difference between 18 and 500 faster than Daddy Situation, there’s a problem.

But also Mike is super buff so he definitely can count a rep at the gym and thus recognizes numbers. So he’s just a lazy bastard. Except when it comes to filming a reality show during a quarantine, that he can still do. Mike really must have just had so much fun in prison that he wants to go back!

Pic: Wenn.com

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