Category: Sam Smith
Open Post: Hosted By Sam Smith Doing The Bloat Dance
Sam Smith talked recently about his issues with his body, and how when he was just 12 years old his parents let him get his chichis lipoed, because tweens are Lucifer’s creations and there’s only so many times you can use the “I ate too many fried shrimps at the Sizzler and have stomach cramps” excuse to get out of P.E. and changing in the locker room. But that was then, and this is now, so Sam Smith is embracing his furry titty bowls and shaking them on Instagram. Bloat and Nair, be damned!
Sam Smith Says He Got Liposuction At 12
Sam Smith (who doesn’t want to be alone tonight, alone tonight, alone tonight) has just come out as nonbinary and genderqueer. It all went down in an Instagram interview (so, I just learned that’s a thing) on “I Weigh“, which is Jameela Jamil‘s platform on body positivity. Not only did Sam come forward about his relationship to the gender spectrum, but he got deep, like, therapy deep, on his body issues going back to childhood. Including getting lipo on his mammaries as a pre-teen. I told you it was therapy deep!
The Celebrities At The “Brit Awards” Came To Party (Party City, That Is)
Advance apologies to our British readers, but I don’t know who any of your “celebrities” are unless they are Dames, Sirs, Katie Price or Idris Elba. I may have no idea who Rita Ora is, but ya’ll sure do know how to put the “F” in Fashion (if the F stands for “fuck is this?”). The Brit Awards, Britain’s equivalent to The Grammys, were last night and apparently, the theme for the red carpet was “Party at Party City“. There were enough pinatas, clown suits, vinyl tablecloths, crepe paper ruffles, and discounted Halloween costumes on display to stock every single party store in Britain for the next millennium. Above is noted (somewhere) fabric sculptor and designer Daniel Lismore, who’s ready to serve as the punch bowl at your next Luau/Red Wedding themed get-together.
Stephanie Mills Dragged Sam Smith Off The Planet For Not Liking Michael Jackson
The George Michael Lite known as Sam Smith was on an innocent boat ride to Catalina Island with Adam Lambert when choppy waters came his way in the form of Michael Jackson fans grabbing him by the tip of his widow’s peak and throwing him into the ocean with the sharks. The man version of Adele (Mandele?) learned that the only thing you have to do to get MJ superfans, including Grammy-winning singer and the original Dorothy in The Wiz Stephanie Mills, to declare you public enemy #1 is to say the words: I don’t like Michael Jackson. Sam Smith better wear an industrial-strength helmet and sunglasses made out of steel whenever he goes outside, because you know the dove lady from Michael Jackson’s child molestation trial is going to send her birds to peck a trick to death.
Sam Smith Split With That Guy From “13 Reasons Why”
Sam Smith may hate Grindr and platters filled with waffles, but it appears he now has reason to use both! Even though Sam has been hot-n-heavy aardvark-kissing up on 13 Reasons Why actor Brandon Flynn for the last few months, it appears they called it quits last week – and one of them has the Instagram deleting to prove it. Continue reading
Sam Smith Has Been Accused Of Fat Shaming A Woman At Breakfast
Some places are sacred food havens. The buffet, for example – no one gets judged at a buffet. Or breakfast. The first meal of the day should be a joyus one, where you eat as many carbs and syrups as possible without the faintest hint of side-eye from someone eating yogurt and granola. The only problem is here is that a woman claims that she was publicly fat shamed on social media by a fellow diner, who just so happened to be Sam Smith.