The George Michael Lite known as Sam Smith was on an innocent boat ride to Catalina Island with Adam Lambert when choppy waters came his way in the form of Michael Jackson fans grabbing him by the tip of his widow’s peak and throwing him into the ocean with the sharks. The man version of Adele (Mandele?) learned that the only thing you have to do to get MJ superfans, including Grammy-winning singer and the original Dorothy in The Wiz Stephanie Mills, to declare you public enemy #1 is to say the words: I don’t like Michael Jackson. Sam Smith better wear an industrial-strength helmet and sunglasses made out of steel whenever he goes outside, because you know the dove lady from Michael Jackson’s child molestation trial is going to send her birds to peck a trick to death.
Glamberace posted on Instagram what he probably thought was a nothing video of Sam and himself listening to Human Nature on a boat. Sam casually says, “I don’t like Michael Jackson, but this is a good song.” While MJ fans focused on Sam Smith giving his opinion on their God and used their ragey typing fingers to digitally shred a bitch apart, I focused on why Glamberace had a bleeding beige View Master stuck to his eyes? Those things are a new kind of ugly, but if he’s any friend of Sam Smith, he needs to give those things to Sam in case the dove lady sends her doves to attack.
Adam Lambert accidentally posts a video of Sam Smith saying:
‘I don’t like Michael Jackson, but this is a good song’ pic.twitter.com/Rhw1lnA5O0
— Music News Facts (@musicnewsfact) August 10, 2018
The wrath of MJ fans must’ve made its way into Glamberace’s comments real quick, because he deleted the video. But that didn’t stop Stephanie Mills from spitting at “1 Hit Wonder” Sam Smith for studying the music of black people and then saying he doesn’t like it. She also dared Sam to come for her.
@Samsmithworld Don’t come for MICHAEL JACKSON when you wish you have sold as many records and you wish you were the King of Pop like he was. I’m so tired of you people studying our music, and studying our artist and claiming that you don’t like our music. Go sit your 1 HIT WONDER ass down and learn how to finish a tour. When you can sell as many records as the king of Pop, Michael Jackson then maybe you can say something. So I say to you Mr. Smith have several seats and come for me if you want to.
Stephanie didn’t stop there. She also brought up the rumor that Sam screamed “black cunt” outside a bar in London (Sam had a different take on that situation and was shocked to learn about a thing called racism).
Why would we embrace a man who refers to us as “BLACK CUNTS”? Yet he won the 2015 BET’s new artist award
Stephanie ended up deleting that Instagram post, but I’m sure her invitation for Sam Smith to come for her still stands.
Oh, that Sam Smith is always learning something new. He barely learned that racism exists, and now he’s learning that you can’t have an opinion on social media. But Sam didn’t say he doesn’t like Michael Jackson’s music. He said he doesn’t like Michael Jackson, so at first I thought Sam was referencing the pedo stuff. But well, if Sam’s going to hate on pedos, then he might not want to wear an R. Kelly shirt out in public. Just a thought.