Category: Sam Asghari
Sam Asghari Called Britney Spears His Wife On Instagram
Britney Spears’ fans have barely recovered from the shock of hearing that her conservatorship was officially over after thirteen years before they were once again forced to clasp a hand to their chest and exclaim, “WHAT? NO!” in shock at a development in her personal life. Except this one might have just been the result of Britney’s fiancé playing fast, loose, and cute with his words on social media. Or maybe it was intentional because let’s face it – name a better way to get a little nugget of attention than by casually referring to one of the most famous women in pop as your “wife.” Either way, that’s what Sam Asghari did when he posted a recent picture of himself and Ms. Britney Jean on Instagram.
Sam Asghari Admits That Being Britney Spears’ Boyfriend Helped His Career
If you’re anything like me, you hear the name “Sam Asghari” and maybe you start humming the chorus of “Oops…I Did It Again,” or maybe one of the dumber parts of your brain goes, “It’s Britney, bitch.” And the reason for that is because prior to a few years ago, Sam Asghari wasn’t exactly a household name outside of his parent’s house. But now he’s Sam Asghari, established actor and stand-alone famous person, who also just so happens to be Britney Spears’ fiancé and loudest supporter. And Sam happens to be very aware that his relationship to Britney is what put his ass on the map. Oh, and speaking of being Britney’s loudest supporter? Some Britney fans are questioning just how supportive he might be, considering he deliberately failed to support her during a recent red carpet appearance.
The New York Times Tried To Find Out “Who Is Sam Asghari, Britney Spears’s Boyfriend?”
Other than being Britney Spears’s boyfriend, who is Sam Asghari you ask? Well, according to a recent New York Times profile titled “Who Is Sam Asgari, Britney Spears’ Boyfriend?” he’s “More Than Mr. Britney Spears,” which, considering they aren’t even married yet, isn’t saying much. The NYT also calls him “a nascent actor and erstwhile personal trainer,” which is uncommonly rude considering he’s going to need his publicist and “creative director,” both of whom accompanied him on the interview, to Google what “nascent” and “erstwhile” mean. But they also call Sam “highly polite, handsome and friendly,” which makes him sound like a lovable lapdog. But does a lap dog need a publicist and a creative director? Well, bitch, Britney’s does!
Britney Spears’ Fiancé Sam Asghari Got Cast In The Mel Gibson Movie “Hot Seat”
Sam Asghari isn’t just a hot guy who happens to be Britney Spears’ current fiancé and one of her loudest cheerleaders. Sam is also an “actor” and he’s going to marry a very rich, very famous person, and one would think that he doesn’t have to work so hard for that money anymore. But as a recent career choice has proven, Sam might still be picking gigs with whatever part of his brain tells him to say yes to everything because a check is a check. Or maybe Sam is in the dark about what Mel Gibson has been up to since that gory Jesus movie? Whatever the motivation, what we do know is that Sam has been cast in an upcoming action thriller starring Mel called Hot Seat. Ironically, the hot seat will also be what Sam is sitting in when he does press for this movie and is asked, “So, you decided to work with that person because…?”
After The Court Moved Britney Spears One Step Closer To Freedom, She Freed Her Body Of Clothes On Instagram
On Wednesday, as Britney Spears’ lawyer, Mathew Rosengart, was in court searing her father Jamie Spears’ skin with brands that read “ABUSIVE” and “CRUEL,” Britney herself seemed to be unbothered while flying off to some tropical locale with her betrothed Sam Asghari. After Judge Brenda Penny pink-slipped Daddy Spears as Britney’s conservator of 13 years, and temporarily replaced him with forensic CPA John Zabel, she posted an Instagram video of her flying free in paradise and then posted pictures of her freeing her parts. #FreeBritneyHerNipplesHerAsscrackAndHerChocha.
Jamie Spears Has Been Suspended As Britney Spears’ Conservator, And Must Turn Over The Books
If you’re in the Los Angeles area, hold onto something tight, because Britney Spears is going to create some gale force winds (Santa Ana winds, WHO?!) while cartwheeling and twirling something extra over the news that her dad, Jamie Spears, is no longer a part of her 13-year conservatorship. Three months after Brit Brit told the court that she wants to be free of the shackles of her conservatorship, and more importantly, wants Daddy Spears to longer be in charge of any part of her life, the judge granted her wish. And while Daddy Spears makes his way out the exit door, he’ll probably snatch a few more coins from Brit Brit’s pocketbook because he’s going to need to invest in an extra-wide toilet since her new attorney, Mathew Rosengart, tore him another asshole in today’s hearing.