Category: Sam Asghari
Despite The Drama Of A Wedding Crasher Situation, Britney Spears Got Married To Sam Asghari
As expected, Britney Spears succeeded in making a second dream of hers come true yesterday, when she exchanged vows with her man of about five years and her fiancé of nine months, Sam Asghari. But it wasn’t just custom Versace dress twirls and champagne cupcake kisses. It was also a day filled with DRAMA, and I’m not talking about the fact that almost none of the Spears family received an invitation to Britney’s big shindig.
Someone from Britney’s past decided to crawl out from under the fridge and scuttle up to her wedding day celebration, in an attempt to The Graduate the ceremony and prevent Britney from saying the words, “I do, y’all” to Sam. If you had asked me to put some money down and guess which ghost of Britney past might show up and act the fool at her wedding, I’d likely toss a $20 at Adnan Ghalib. And I’d be out $20, because it was actually her first husband and childhood friend Jason Alexander who stole the spotlight with his messiness.
Britney Spears And Sam Asghari Are Getting Hitched Today!
Since Britney Spears has been sharing her newly-free life with the world, I would assume that many of us have looked on at her every move with the same cautiously optimistic facial expression Chrissy Teigen had at the Golden Globes a few years ago. Britney’s next free-lady agenda item is to get married (for the third time) to Sam Asghari and reportedly, today’s the day! But Satan’s minions don’t have to worry about hitting up an Old Navy in the Ninth Circle for a parka after their home freezes over, because Britney’s dad is not involved at all.
Britney Spears Has Suffered A Miscarriage
When Britney Spears announced a month ago that she was pregnant with her third Cheetoling, Brit Brit fans and beyond all popped a bottle of sparkling Frappuccino they’ve been saving for that happy news. Because Britney has made it Windex-cleaned clear that one of her wishes is to have another child. And Brit Brit’s Instagram twirls had an extra spark of happiness in them from her wish coming true. So there was an extra layer of sadness when Britney and her fiance Sam Asghari announced that they lost their “miracle baby.”
Britney Spears And Sam Asghari Have Set A Wedding Date, But Are Keeping It A Secret
Another detail of Britney Spears’ marriage to her longtime boyfriend Sam Asghari has been revealed, so get out your pens and hope journals if you’re the type of person who has been following along with this ever-evolving real-life fairy tale at home. Ever since Sam and Britney got engaged in September, we’ve learned that Sam would absolutely be signing a prenup, that Britney’s dress would be custom-made by Donatella Versace herself, and that the wedding may or may not feature Britney with a bridal lace-covered baby bump, depending on the timeline of when these two get hitched. We still don’t know the complete answer to that last wedding day clue, but Britney and Sam do! Because they have let it be known that they’ve officially set a date for this thing to go down.
Sam Asghari Says That He’s Looking Forward To Being A Father After Britney Spears Announces That She’s Pregnant
While the hornies have probably been calling Sam Asghari “Daddy” for some time now, the 28-year-old fiancé/maybe-already-husband of Britney Spears is actually going to be a father of a child. Yesterday on Instagram, Britney announced she is pregnant with her “husband” Sam’s baby, and Sam is now also gushing about how happy he is to be a father. And just like Britney, he’s corny on Instagram about it. Less emojis, though. Still–a match made in heaven.
Britney Spears Announces That She’s Pregnant With Her Third Child
And just like that, the internet gave birth to a billion “….Baby One More Time” jokes.
In what I thought was just another regular Britney Spears Instagram post filled with emojis and ellipses, she announced that another Cheetoling is laid up in her womb, sipping on Frapp-infused amniotic fluid. And Brit Brit’s pregnancy announcement is a journey through HUH? because at first, I thought she was pregnant with a Chipotle burrito and then I thought she was pregnant with two Chipotle burritos before realizing that she made an actual baby with her fiance Sam Asghari. A baby who will definitely be born with black eyeliner-slathered eyes and an eight-pack. And there might be two of ’em!