Category: Sam Asghari

The “Controlling Britney Spears” Documentary Claims That Britney Spears’ Conservators Tapped Her Phone And Bugged Her Bedroom

September 26, 2021 / Posted by:

Controlling Britney Spears is the follow-up to FX and Hulu’s documentary The New York Times Presents Framing Britney Spears, which came out earlier this year. It’s not to be confused with Netflix’s upcoming Brit Brit doc, Britney Vs Spears, or CNN’s Toxic: Britney Spears’ Battle For Freedom. Basically, everything’s coming up Britney…. documentaries. Controlling Britney Spears was released on Friday, and in it, it’s alleged that her dad/conservator, Jamie Spears, busted out a creepier and more fucked-up version of Every Breath You Take by mirroring her phone and bugging her house so he knew her every move. Cut to that eavesdropping busybody Alexa, looking at Daddy Spears like, “What a creepy fuck, you are!

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Britney Spears Is Back On Instagram But Her “Fans” Aren’t So Sure

September 21, 2021 / Posted by:

Britney Spears has been well on her way toward freedom from her conservatorship and the shackles that bound her, as her father Jamie Spears finally requested to end her 13-year conservatorship. Britney also recently got engaged to her boyfriend Sam Asghari. Britney took some time off Instagram to celebrate., but well, she’s already back. ….Or is she? It seems the #FreeBritney movement is not ready to sleep just because they think that whoever is posting to Instagram isn’t Britney!

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Octavia Spencer Apologized For Joking About Britney Spears Needing To Get A Prenup

September 16, 2021 / Posted by:

Octavia Spencer is no mean ass MA in real life! Unlike the 90 bajiilliondy other people who joked about Britney Spears needing to get a prenup before marrying her boyfriend Sam Asghari, Octavia actually felt bad about it. Even though Sam agreed! Earlier this week when Britney announced her engagement on Instagram, Octavia commented “make him sign a prenup,” days later, Britney deleted her Instagram. Now, Britney said she’s just “taking a little break” from social media to celebrate her engagement and that she’d be back soon. But sounds like Octavia took that shit personally. And she’s very sorry!

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Britney Spears Deleted Her Instagram So She Can Enjoy Her Engagement

September 15, 2021 / Posted by:

Earlier this week, Britney Spears announced that she’s engaged to her boyfriend of almost 5 years, Sam Asghari. Britney’s personal life had been under such tight control for over a decade, but thanks to a new lawyer, the #FreeBritney movement, and Jamie Spears finally getting a fucking clue, Britney is allowed to start making some decisions again. And one such decision is choosing to say “Yes!” when Sam popped the question and asked for her hand in marriage. But not long after the news broke of Britney and Sam’s engagement, her Instagram account went dark and disappeared. Don’t worry, according to Britney, nothing nefarious is going on. Britney herself hopped onto Twitter to assure everyone that the only reason her Instagram account is gone is because she wants a little time to privately celebrate her engagement.

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Britney Spears And Sam Asghari Are Engaged, And Yes, He’s Going To Sign A Prenup

September 13, 2021 / Posted by:

If your eyeballs have a case of the Mondays, then it may have looked like Britney Spears was throwing up a period-tipped middle finger, and you probably guessed that was directed at her dad/soon-to-be-ex-conservator Jamie Spears. But that’s Brit Brit’s hitchin’ finger (which looks like it’s actually her right ring finger but the image is probably flipped or Brit Brit’s starting a new trend).

Just a quick minute before this year’s MTV VMAs (or as us olds know it as, “that time of year when we scream, ‘Who are these fetuses?!'”), Britney snatched the spotlight by announcing on Instagram that her boyfriend of nearly five years, Sam Asghari, is now her betrothed. And as Daddy Spears prolapses with rage, Starbucks has begun working on a stunning wedding dress made out of Venti paper cups, a bridal version of their Starbucks mermaid crown, and a magnificent Frapp-flavored wedding cake.

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