Category: Pink
Pink Jumped To Jessica Simpson’s Defense With A Picture Of Her Kid Getting Her Hair Dyed
Pink’s promise to keep her kids off Instagram lasted approximately as long as it takes for my poop alarm to go off after I’ve had my first cup of coffee. In other words, no time at all! After railing against her haters for criticizing her parenting choices and swearing off sharing any pictures of her kids at all, Pink quickly changed her tune posted them running through the Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe in Berlin to prove a point/stick it to the man/show off her mad cocktail-making skills. Now Pink’s using her kids on social media to defend Jessica Simpson against haters who got mad at Jessica’s 7-year-old daughter getting a dye job. To make her point that #ParentingPoliceAreJustLoneySadPeople, Pink posted a picture of her dying her 8-year-old daughter Willow’s hair blue. If you don’t like, too bad. Pink turned the comments off.
Pink Defended A Picture Of Her Kids Running Around Through Holocaust Memorial
A few months ago, Pink swore she was going to stop posting pictures of her kids on social media, because she was sick and tired of internet strangers judging her parenting choices and calling her a shitty mother.
Last week, Pink went back on her word and posted a picture of one of her two kids running through a sprinkler (or as she sarcastically described it, unfiltered water with no helmets). Pink must have missed the feeling of all those mommy-judging pitchforks poking her ass, because yesterday she doubled down by posting a picture of her kids running around in a Holocaust memorial. And s the internet has been dragging her for it.
Pink Says She’s Going To Stop Sharing Pictures Of Her Kids On Social Media
While sitting on a coach opposite Ellen DeGeneres with a giant screen behind her showing pictures of her kids, Pink vowed not to show pictures of her kids anymore. That part of her life is over, done, finito, completo, it’s canceled. She’s Dana Carvey as George H.W. Bush “not gonna do it, not at this juncture” about it. Pink is tired of people on social media “going in on her” for her parenting choices. So if you want to pick apart Pink’s mothering skills, you better do it at your leisure because she hasn’t gone the extra step to remove any of the pictures or videos she’s already posted. The infamous “pelican picture” that she caught so much flack for is still up there, though she’s turned off the comments on that one. But everything else is free game!
Semi-Professional Clap Back-er Pink Is Clapping Back At Trolls Over A Picture Of Her Son
When Pink isn’t using her hands to hold onto a trapeze bar while singing upside down 50 feet above a ring of fire with dancers wearing spiked hats busting moves in the middle, she’s using her hands to clap back at tricks for various reasons. Pink clapped back at people saying her husband is a shit parent. Pink clapped back at someone who laughed at her posting a private family dinner pic on Instagram for everyone to see. Pink clapped back at people who let her know they don’t like her political opinions. Pink clapped back at someone who gave her shit for singing at the Super Bowl while having the flu. And Pink clapped back at someone who called her old in the face. The point is that Pink has come down with a case of The Clap more than my down-low parts have. And now Pink is clapping back at messes who went on about circumcision after she posted a picture of her 2-year-old son without his swim diaper on. And if that sentence made you want to clap off the lights and your computer and exit the internet, you ain’t alone. Continue reading
The Celebrities At The “Brit Awards” Came To Party (Party City, That Is)
Advance apologies to our British readers, but I don’t know who any of your “celebrities” are unless they are Dames, Sirs, Katie Price or Idris Elba. I may have no idea who Rita Ora is, but ya’ll sure do know how to put the “F” in Fashion (if the F stands for “fuck is this?”). The Brit Awards, Britain’s equivalent to The Grammys, were last night and apparently, the theme for the red carpet was “Party at Party City“. There were enough pinatas, clown suits, vinyl tablecloths, crepe paper ruffles, and discounted Halloween costumes on display to stock every single party store in Britain for the next millennium. Above is noted (somewhere) fabric sculptor and designer Daniel Lismore, who’s ready to serve as the punch bowl at your next Luau/Red Wedding themed get-together.
Christina Aguilera Says Pink Was Mean To Her But Denies Ever Taking A Swing At Her
Christina Aguilera was on Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen last night, and during the Plead The Fifth segment, revealed that during the shooting of 2001’s Lady Marmalade video, Pink was a real gitchy-gitchy ya-ya-ya to her. Which might explain the story Pink told during her PT5th with Andy a couple of years back about Christina swinging on her at a club. Naturally, Andy asked Christina to tell her side of that story, but she seems to have come down with a case of Motherhood Onset Amnesia, because she pivoted away from the question. She gave a vague denial but did say that Pink used to intimidate her on the set of Lady Marmalade. So if she had tried to swing at her, there would have been motive.