Category: New Couple Alert
Johnny Depp is Dating One Of The Attorneys Who Represented Him In His U.K. Trial Against The Sun
I can hardly think of anything more romantic than standing in a court of law presenting a photograph of alleged human excrement left in the marital bed of your sexy movie star client in a failed effort to get a tabloid to take back calling him a “wife-beater.” And apparently, I’m not the only one! Us Weekly reports that the “chemistry” between Johnny Depp and Joelle Rich, one of the attorneys who represented him in his libel suit against The Sun, is “off the charts.” Which is really saying something given the jumbo XXL chart opposing counsel presented with his text message that read “I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I once thought was love for this gold digging, low level, dime a dozen, mushy, pointless dangling overused flappy fish market … I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her,” that ultimately divorced the title “wife beater” from the word “allegedly,” at least as far as The Sun is concerned. So it’s not like giant charts don’t exist, there just isn’t one that can accommodate the incredible chemistry between Johnny and Joelle. Sources claim “it’s serious between them. They are the real deal.” Oh, and did I mention that Joelle is currently married with two kids? Man, talk about a meet cute!
Brad Pitt And Emily Ratajkowski Might Be A Thing
Brad Pitt and the recently single Emily Ratajkowski might be “secretly dating”, according to OK Magazine. A source says 58-year-old Brad was “crushing on” (puke) 31-year-old Emily at the 2020 Vanity Fair Oscar party, when she was still with her alleged cheater husband, Sebastian Bear-McClard. But, now that Em and Seb are done, OK’s insider claims Brad swooped in and asked her out. Brad’s rep denied the rumor, but I hope it’s actually true, cuz I already have the perfect couple name locked and loaded: RatPitt!
Drake Has Been Yacht Hopping With A 20-Year-Old YouTuber
It didn’t take long for 35-year-old Drake, the hardest gangster in the rap game, to bounce back from his alleged Swedish crime spree, but it’s nice to know his short-lived life as a delinquent hasn’t changed his priorities. Because just days after he avoided hard labor in the pokey (he really didn’t but you know that’s what he’s telling everyone) Drake has been seen getting cozy with 20-year-old YouTube star Suede Brooks (not a typo, it’s Brooks not BOOTS). Hey, at least she’s of legal age! And since this is Drake we’re talking about, he’s making sure everyone sees him and his new possible lady.
It Would Appear That Chris Rock And Lake Bell Might Be Dating
Chris Rock made headlines this weekend after he was seen sitting at a table with an actress notable enough to have people wondering, “What’s going on THERE, I wonder.” And of course, the drama-loving gossip in me wishes that I could report that the actress was Jada Pinkett Smith, and the table was the titular Red Table. But that’s not the case here. It’s actually just a bit more random, in that Chris Rock has not been sharing headline-worthy anecdotes about that slap, but sharing food with actress Lake Bell.
Open Post: Hosted By Kate Bosworth And Justin Long Going Instagram Official
Well, that didn’t take long. Nothing? Let me try again. Well, that didn’t take long. You know, as in it didn’t take Kate Bosworth very LONG to go from being married to director Michael Polish for 8 years, to going Instagram official with her House of Darkness co-star Justin Long who she met on set. Come on folks, give me a break. I’m doing my best in #thesecontinuedtryingtimes. At least it’s better than the sweaty Polished dong joke I started with!
Jason Momoa And Eiza Gonzales Are Reportedly Dating And He Apologized For Taking Pictures Of The Sistine Chapel
Human bearskin rug Jason Momoa is keeping somebody warm at night other than Kate Beckinsale. According to People, Jason is currently dating Ambulance star Eiza Gonzalez. Sources say things between Jason and Eiza are casual at the moment, but he did attend the Ambulance premiere last month. Turns out there was nothing between Jason and Kate at the Vanity Fair Oscars party, she was just cold so Jason gave her his coat. But Eiza apparently has the privilege of lounging naked on Jason’s chest in front of a cozy fire.