Drake Posted Proof He Had A Run-In With The Swedish Police After Denying Rumors He Had Been Arrested
Last week it was rumored that Drake had pulled an A$AP Rocky-Lite by getting arrested in Stockholm, Sweden, on marijuana charges while out at a nightclub shortly after arriving in that country in his powder blue private jet. However, Drake’s camp confirmed to The Hollywood Reporter that Drake couldn’t even get arrested in Stockholm, let alone any other town, which apparently made Drake feel uncool. So yesterday, the hardened criminal(ly underrated child actor) and menace nuisance to society went ahead and spilled the beans on himself by posting a letter he received from the Swedish authorities proving he is as hard as they come. Even with baked bean juice running down his shirt.
We still don’t know what it was that Drake did to earn a handout titled “Information for Those Suspected of a Crime and Subsequently Detained,” but Drake’s already in Ibiza, Spain, so the Swedish police probably either just took away his little dime bag of whatever, or are about to enlist the help of Interpol and embark on an international manhunt the scale of which the world has never seen. (Psst, he’s in Ibiza trying to dance to his own music. You can’t miss him, he looks ridiculous.) According to Page Six:
Drake appeared to confirm he was detained in Sweden after his team denied the rumors.
The “Jimmy Cooks” rapper shared a photo to Instagram Sunday of a handout detailing his rights in the European country as a detainee.
“Information for Those Suspected of a Crime and Subsequently Detained,” the sheet stated at the top underneath the word “Polisen,” which means “police” in Swedish.
Drake, 35, included the snapshot of the guide along with a series of less-serious photos, including a video of his friend Chubbs dancing at a club and a snap of another pal kayaking.
“I wanna see Ibiza Chubbs fam…,” he captioned the post.
Here’s the letter Drake posted. Drake might have had to stick around for “a maximum of six hours” waiting to be interrogated which seems downright medieval for something that looks about as serious as a noise complaint the R.A. slips under your dorm room door for giggling too loud. Like, what if room service had run out of tiny ketchup bottles while he was doing his time? We have a Geneva convention for a reason, people!
And here’s Drake’s entire post. HipHop DX reports that Drake was in Ibiza on Saturday night promoting his new album, Honestly, Nevermind which Charlemagne Tha God characterized as “the vibes you hear when you’re at a Beverly Hills luxury hotel” and prompted Irv Gotti to quip “it made me feel like going and finding me a raw new DMX, new Ja [Rule], new Jay[-Z] and serving n-ggas and fucking bringing back great Hip Hop.”
Brother came through to show love……honestly,never mind.🙏🏿❤️ pic.twitter.com/0k1rGqoZif
— Black Coffee (@RealBlackCoffee) July 17, 2022
See, there he is! The bean juice on his shirt, the mixed man’s overbite, the vibes you hear when you’re at a Beverly Hills luxury hotel. Mr. Policeman, I gave you all the clues. Arrest that man!
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