Category: Met Gala 2019

Open Post: Hosted By Cher As The “Surprise Performer” At The Met Gala

May 7, 2019 / Posted by:

Fitting that I’m writing about Cher because you haven’t seen the last of me!

Most years it seems like 90% of the tricks who somehow get an invite to the Met Gala ignore the theme and just shamelessly promote themselves with a hot piece on their arm and perky chi-chis (just ask Tom Brady. His chi-chis are always perky and he avoids Met Gala theme). This year’s camp theme actually got some people adhering to the costume rule, but the night’s biggest surprise, however, came later when Cher (the actual Cher) showed up to sing.

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Let Celine Dion Tell You What “Camp” Is….

May 7, 2019 / Posted by:

Most tricks of the Met Gala did not do the smart thing before picking their outfits by consulting true experts in camp like John Waters, the ghost of Divine, Angelyne, Elvira, Harald Gloockler, Tan Mom, or even Phoebe Price. It seems that many of them went to the same place: CHER. There was so much Cher-a-likes that the damn theme should’ve been Cher, who even performed (more on that in a second). Celine Dion also slathered herself in Cher, but it worked for me, because she’s Celine Dion, and also it looked like her head was getting attacked by a gay tumbleweed. Celine was asked what camp is to her, and her answer was so hilarious and wrong that I think it counts as camp…

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RuPaul Was At The Met Gala, But Not In Drag

May 7, 2019 / Posted by:

RuPaul and Solange Knowles are two stunt queens extraordinaire. Last year at the Met Gala, Solange wore a latex cocoon/Mother Theresa get up, and RuPaul is biggest drag queen in the world–so our expectations for seeing these two bring camp to life was pretty high. Well, buckle in for that fall from those bloated expectations, because both Mama Ru and Solange hit us with some pretty normal-looking fashion-fare. Ru didn’t even throw on any drag! Blasphemy!

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Lupita Nyong’o Did Effie Trinket On Acid, Janelle Monae Had A Blinking Boob, And Zendaya Was Cinderella At The Met Gala 

May 7, 2019 / Posted by:

Some Met Gala outfits relied on pure glamour while others relied on equal parts ‘The Fuck?’ and ‘OMG!’ Three attendees this year, Janelle Monae, Lupita Nyong’o and Zendaya put their spin on the theme “camp” brought more drama than twenty-four hours of watching Bravo without a bathroom break.

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The Koven Kame Out In Full Force For The Met Gala And None Of It Was Really On Theme

May 7, 2019 / Posted by:

Just when you thought the Kardashian/Jenner Koven couldn’t get anymore tacky they go and take this group photo. There is so much going on here like:

– Kris Jenner‘s beat-down, platinum Kate Gosselin-meets-Gwen Stefani wig.

– Her boyfriend Corey Gamble‘s limp-dick-ballsack bowtie version of the vibrant pussy-bow.

Kim Kardashian West‘s wet-looking gold-lamé+tinsel, half-mermaid Saran-wrap look.

– Kanye West fully falling asleep behind them.

– Kendall Jenner‘s singular slicked-down middle part with a dark-twist/crown of orange feathers.

– Kylie Jenner‘s chambermaid’s sexy nightie and matching synthetic lilac wig straight from MapOfBeauty.

– Travis Scott‘s “we get it you’re straight so you don’t know what a goddamn theme is” half-assed attempt at looking like a well-dressed G.I. Joe action figure.

This is a mess, but what else would we expect?

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