The Koven Kame Out In Full Force For The Met Gala And None Of It Was Really On Theme

May 7, 2019 / Posted by:

Just when you thought the Kardashian/Jenner Koven couldn’t get anymore tacky they go and take this group photo. There is so much going on here like:

– Kris Jenner‘s beat-down, platinum Kate Gosselin-meets-Gwen Stefani wig.

– Her boyfriend Corey Gamble‘s limp-dick-ballsack bowtie version of the vibrant pussy-bow.

Kim Kardashian West‘s wet-looking gold-lamé+tinsel, half-mermaid Saran-wrap look.

– Kanye West fully falling asleep behind them.

– Kendall Jenner‘s singular slicked-down middle part with a dark-twist/crown of orange feathers.

– Kylie Jenner‘s chambermaid’s sexy nightie and matching synthetic lilac wig straight from MapOfBeauty.

– Travis Scott‘s “we get it you’re straight so you don’t know what a goddamn theme is” half-assed attempt at looking like a well-dressed G.I. Joe action figure.

This is a mess, but what else would we expect?

Reigning Kardashian/Jenners, Kylie and Kendall, decided to go as a sister act look. They played off each other and wore matching-ish feather inspired outfits. Kylie tweeted about the outfits beforehand:

Kylie probably knew that we were all going to take one look at them and go: “Bitch, that’s not ‘camp’ that is ‘Nomi Malone got rich’.” Which I guess could be camp but only if they had brought a portable stripper pole, which they didn’t so… missed opportunity, much?

They showed up in lilac and orange feather Versace outfits that were inspired by Cher and Raquel Welch:

Some people roasted them, including Marlon Wayans who likened their looks to being reductive compared to his White Chicks characters:

Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian hit the pink carpet looking like she had a couple of ribs removed so that she could really achieve that non-human sexy-hourglass look:

This looks like the condoms that washed up in the fishing line at a camp, so I guess she’s on theme. And Kanye showed up as the deadbeat dad whose weekend it is and so he has to pickup his kid from camp.

And Kris Jenner showed up in… this:

I can’t even start with this because I will never stop. That wig. That pantsuit’s fit. That crotch? If that pantsuit’s crotch was on Project Runway Nina Garcia would implode. And what the shit… is that fuzzy shoulder-padded nightmare on her back? It looks like someone repurposed an old Quinceañera dress into a housecoat.

Meanwhile, Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian were not at the Met Gala and Elle is saying it’s because they were both busy, but I think it’s that they weren’t invited. Anna Wintour will make allowances for the highest paid model, a “billionaire,” the fame whore sister who paved the fame whore way for all of them, and the pimp mother who used her children for insane monetary profit, but Frick and Frack Kardashian? Bye, they can stay home with Rob.

Pic: Twitter

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