On last night’s episode, Keeping Up The Underserved Wealth Of The Kardashians they showed what went down during this year’s Met Gala. As we know the Kardashian/Jenner Koven stunted like the Stunt Queens they are and looked pretty much a full-tilt hot mess. Well now we know the scripted drama which went into the look, and it came from her husband, Kanye West. Apparently he thought the look was too sexy. Too sexy? Kim Kardashian? Whomst’ve does this man think he married?
Before today, I would have thought the greatest pain Kim Kardashian might experience at the Met Gala would be a set of massively chapped and dry lips and a sore neck from kissing Anna Wintour’s butt all night. As it turns out, that’s nothing compared to the number her custom-made corset did on her midsection.
Alex Rodriguez talked to Sports Illustrated about going to this year’s Met Gala, specifically all the famous people he got to sit with. A-Rod sat with – and I quote – “the black guy from The Wire” and “an Asian gentleman from Rich Asians.” Not knowing who Idris Elba and Henry Golding are is offensive enough, but if you ask Kylie Jenner, that’s not nearly the most offensive thing A-Rod said about his fellow table mates.
When the MET Gala happened last week I was off in the Canadian Rockies having my ears hammered with wrong sounding vowels (sorry, Allison) and sharing a thready wifi connection with a bunch of mountain loving nerds (sorry, my husband) so I had to play catch up once I got back to civilization (sorry, Canada. Universal healthcare < a decent burrito). I was so excited to see what Hollywood’s interpretation of the theme, Camp: Notes on Fashion, would be. Boy, was I disappointed when I learned that Thee Billy Porter was the only motherfucker in town who knew what time it was. What a bust. One big question on people’s mind was why didn’t RuPaul come in drag and school the girls with a freshman seminar on camp. Ru didn’t feel like it, okurrr?
It shouldn’t really surprise anyone that the black sheep of the Entertainment industry Lindsay Lohan has crawled out from underneath her bridge to participate in some good old-fashioned trolling after Monday’s Met Gala. She probably scoured the internet for hours picking apart each outfit she found until she came across Zendaya‘s Cinderella-themed look and shouted “A ha! This is how I’ll get attention!” because she is now claiming Zendaya’s entire look is the Market Pantry version of Claire Danes‘ light-up look from 2016’s Met Gala.
I would imagine the only thing eaten at the Met Gala is one’s words when Anna Wintour shows up in that same mother of the bride dress with a boa year after year and you have to pretend to like it or else never appear on Vogue again. The horror! Anyway, Tiffany Haddish seemed to confirm what we all thought: the only things served at a Met Gala are eye rolls and vodka waters. Tiffany arrived to last night’s camp-themed event looking like the Hamburglar with a Ramen wig topped with a hat I definitely have seen worn around town by some Paul Revere impersonators, but her weave wasn’t the only food she was packing. Tiff brought her secret chicken recipe for when she knew she wouldn’t get full from the menu of Tic-Tacs and self-loathing inside.