Melania Trump Be Bested Herself With The White House Christmas Decorations This Year
A literal interpretation of the trainwreck that is the Trump Presidency is currently chug-chug-chugging its way through The White House towards its inevitable fiery conclusion thanks to Melania Trump’s newly revealed Christmas display. Keen eyes will also spot subtle nods to other administrative disasters such as a sequined COVID hospital emergency room and a boat in obvious distress representing the capsized vessels of the Lake Travis Trump Boat Parade. Despite not giving a fuck about “the Christmas stuff and decorations,” The Slovenian Grinch acted on the Be Bester angles of her nature and created a display so chilling, it makes her Evil Queen of The Blood Forest motif from Christmas 2018, look as innocuous as a holiday display in a Cracker Barrel gift shop.
Actually, the theme of this year’s White House Christmas is “American The Beautiful,” and it’s as tacky, perfunctory, phoned-in, and cheap-looking and you’d expect from a First Lady who famously wears her heart on her back. Can you believe it was just last month that the President and First Lady announced their His and Hers COVID19 diagnoses on the same day secretly recorded tapes of Melania complaining about having to pretend to give a shit about Christmas were released? Sadly, I can. According to USA Today:
Weeks after controversy ensued over a recording of Melania Trump making negative remarks about decorating for Christmas, the first lady is unveiling this year’s White House decorations.
In a post shared to her Twitter account Monday, Trump gave a virtual tour of the traditional decorations amid the coronavirus pandemic.
In the video, viewers can see a traditional-style of decor, with plenty of green Christmas trees with white lights and red ornaments.
Close-up shots in the video also revealed smaller details of the decor, including a “White House Express” train, a “Be Best” ornament and a Christmas village hospital figurine, perhaps a nod to healthcare workers amid the pandemic.
Perhaps, perhaps. Or maybe it just came with the set her assistant sent an intern to get from the Michaels that stays open till 10. In comparison to last year’s reveal, which to her very minimal credit, included fresh foliage and shots of Melania pretending she helped by “reviewing” sketches and sprinkling a little pulverized asbestos on the trees, this year’s walk through screams “where the fuck did all this shit come from?” I mean, we’re opening the video with an ornament that’s still leaking hot glue from its joints, and it’s all plastic flowers and trees from there.
During this special time of the year, I am delighted to share “America the Beautiful” and pay tribute to the majesty of our great Nation. Together, we celebrate this land we are all proud to call home. #WHChristmas pic.twitter.com/fdZmB3rdXL
— Melania Trump (@FLOTUS) November 30, 2020
Again, to her minimal credit, at least Melania found a creative re-use for all those Be Best tennis balls that were just laying around collecting dust.
Pic: YouTube