Category: Matthew McConaughey
Gwyneth Paltrow And Kate Hudson Talked About Their Worst On-Screen Kisses
We all know Hollywood nepotism has its perks, but have you ever considered the down sides? No? Well please allow Gwyneth Paltrow and Kate Hudson to change that for you. According to Us Weekly, Kate recently joined Gwyneth on The Goop Podcast and instead of talking about how hard work and talent alone got them where they are today, they dished about their worst on-screen kisses. For Kate it was Matthew McConaughey who apparently has never gotten it right, and for Gwyneth it’s Robert Downey Jr. because it felt like she was kissing her brother Chris Martin.
The “Fast Times At Ridgemont High” Reading Gave Us A Jerk-Off Scene Featuring Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston
The dreams of any remaining TEAM ANISTON t-shirt owners had already come true last month when it was reported that Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt would reunite for a live at-home reading of Fast Times at Ridgemont High. As promised, Jen and Brad reunited last night on Zoom for the Fast Times reading, to benefit Sean Penn’s CORE charity. And Brad and Jen must have been feeling extra charitable because they gave everyone at home an image for the ages by recreating the Phoebe Cates/Judge Reinhold jerk-off scene.
Matthew McConaughey “Wrote” A “Memoir”
First of all, Matthew McConaughey approaches the word “poem” like it’s a danged rattlesnake fixin’ to send him to his maker. But you better believe he snatched that daggum critter by the tail and made it his bitch while introducing his upcoming memoir, Greenlights. Matthew’s describes his book, which comes out in October, as a collection of “sights and seens, nices and means, successes and failures,” but also of “stories, people, places, prayers, prescribes, and a whole lot of bumper stickers.” Ladies and gents, McConaughey is ready to take his place as America’s preeminent cowboy po-it (and his boots know it too— they’re Longfellows).
Matthew McConaughey Is Officially A Professor At The University Of Texas At Austin
So you may not know this but Matthew McConaughey is basically a scholarly professor. Matthew has taught at the University of Texas at Austin multiple times at this point, but now, because they love his ass so much, he’s officially becoming a professor at the university. Continue reading
Matthew McConaughey Is Really Sad He Didn’t Land The Role Of Jack In “Titanic”
What makes Matthew McConaughey weep? When one of his flip-flops gets tangled in the shag rug and he clumsily drops his favorite glass bong on the garage floor? Perhaps. We’ll never really know. But something that makes him sad is passing by the double-VHS of Titanic in his media room and remembering how it could have been his face superimposed with Kate Winslet’s on the cover.
Matthew McConaughey Auditioned With Kate Winslet For The Role Of Jack In “Titanic”
If you’ve ever wondered what Titanic would have been like if James Cameron had cast a grown ass man in the part of Jack instead of fetus-faced Leonardo DiCaprio, then you better hold on to your bonnet! Kate Winslet said on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert that she auditioned with The One And Only Texas T-Rex, Matthew McConaughey. Damn! I think Matthew would have been fabulous and much more believable as a worldly vagabond. What a wasted opportunity.