Category: Matthew McConaughey
Matthew McConaughey Is Once Again Talking About Running For Governor Of Texas
Q: HASN’T TEXAS SUFFERED ENOUGH?!!?!
A: I guess fucking not!
Matthew McConaughey (seen above in David Koresh cosplay) has laid down a threat to Texas by saying that the thought of running for the governor of his home state is brewing in his brain. So yeah, it looks like Matthew is still smoking the weed strain that causes him to have strange hallucinations, like the image of him as governor opening a State of the State Undress Address with a naked bongo performance.
Matthew McConaughey Shared Some More Deep Thoughts On The Left And The “Illiberal Left”
Matthew McConaughey continues his Greenlights book tour which so far has amounted to him talking with some British dicks about American politics. After getting together with Russell Brand and tsk-tsking the left for breathing a fucking sigh of relief after having spent 4 years with our anuses clenched, Matthew’s moved on to telling Piers Morgan on Good Morning Britain what kind of liberals we need. He’ll allow regular liberals, but you “illiberals” better hightail it out of town before Sheriff McConaughey his centrist posse run you out.
Matthew McConaughey And Russell Brand Think The Hollywood Left Has Been Arrogant About The 2020 Election Results
I guess that answers the question: “What party do we think Matthew McConaughey will register as when he inevitably runs for Governor of Texas.”
Matthew McConaughey is still promoting his book, Greenlights, and to keep with the color theme, he got into a debate of red vs. blue with Russell on Russell’s podcast, Under the Skin. Specifically, the 2020 American Presidential Election. A whole lot of people are celebrating the fact that Donald Trump will be out of the White House soon, but please – Russell and Matthew beg you to stop celebrating Joe Biden’s win! Because it’s so mean to the red hat crowd.
Matthew McConaughey Expertly Dodges Questions About Running For Governor Of Texas
Matthew McConaughey. Serious actor. Professor. Poet/Memoirist/Whatever that book was supposed to be. And possibly, one day in the future, Governor of Texas? Maybe. While some citizens of Texas might be thinking, “I guess that’s alright alright alright if no one else is available?“, Matthew might be tossing around the idea of one day running for Governor of his home state. But he won’t confirm it.
Matthew McConaughey Didn’t Talk To His Mom For Eight Years Because She Kept Talking To The Media About Him
Moms. The only thing they love more than talking to their kids is talking about their kids. And why should moms of celebrities be any different? Like a bunch of other stars right now, Matthew McConaughey just released his new memoir, entitled Greenlights, and he went on Howard Stern to plug, plug, plug. Soon the topic turned to his 88-year-old mother Kay McConaughey. No, Matthew didn’t get into his dad dying while sexing his mom (although, that’s in the book). But Matthew did get into how his mom’s blabbermouth messed up his relationship with her. Apparently, when Matthew first got famous in the nineties, Kay didn’t deal with it very well and leaked all his private information to the press. Matthew says she became “a different person”, and things got so bad that they were estranged for eight years. Sad face emoji. Continue reading
Matthew McConaughey Turned Down $14.5 Million In Rom-Com Money To Become A Serious Actor
Depending on which generation you’re from, Matthew McConaughey is the sunbleached creeper from Dazed and Confused, an Oscar-winning/Emmy-nominated actor, or the charming star of about a half-dozen romantic comedies from the 2000s. Matthew was so good at being the dude in rom-coms that he sort of became an industry prototype (you know they specifically asked for a “Matthew McConaughey type” when casting Sweet Home Alabama, absolutely no disrespect to Josh Lucas). Matthew cornered the market pretty tightly with rom-coms like How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, The Wedding Planner, and Failure to Launch, but here was something more important to Matthew than paychecks, and that was artistic integrity. Wow, so I guess all those Teen Choice Award nominations meant nothing to you, huh.