Category: Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan Released Her New Single “Back To Me”
In these dark times, some musicians have corona-delayed their albums. Lady Gaga, Alicia Keys, Toni Braxton, even Willie Nelson. You may think, “What’s the problem, just upload that shit to the internets so I have a new soundtrack for my crying showers!” Well, the issue is publicity. All the stars want to go on The Late Late Show with James Corden and eat slug dicks so more people will download their songs. Money, baby!
But not Lindsay Lohan. LiLo is a true artiste, and for her, it’s always been about the music. Besides, she’s probably barred from most talk show sets. So fuck it! Today she released her brand new single, Back To Me.
Lindsay Lohan Released A Teaser For Her New Song “Back To Me”
Surprise, bitches. Lindsay Dee Lohan, master of the social media game (hint: it involves deleting everything she posts, gotta achieve Inbox Instagram Zero) finally revealed that new music she’s long been teasing. Sorry, y’all, Xanax was just a test run. This is the reeeal comeback. It’s an 18-second snippet of a song called Back To Me. The full song will allegedly be released tomorrow. Finally! Something we can all look forward to in this miserable hellscape! Continue reading
Lindsay Lohan Is Teasing That She’s “Back” With New Music
Lindsay Lohan chose the perfect time to step back onto the music scene. While artists like Lady Gaga have pushed back releases of their music, Lindsay has decided that a quarantine is the best time to make her musical comeback. I mean, it’s definitely a fittingly-poetic choice!
Things Are Heating Up Between Lindsay Lohan And Her Businessman Boyfriend
When Lindsay Lohan decides to go all in, she goes all the way in, and right now, according to The Blast, what she’s currently in, is a relationship. The romance between Lindsay and her rumored new boyfriend, “businessman” Bader Shammas, is stronger than ever, despite rumors of a breakup, prompted by Lindsay deleting a group photo in which Bader appeared from her Instagram. But yesterday, Lindsay reposted the pic, captioning it with a single red heart emoji. I guess it’s true what they say— there are no take-backs when true love is on the line.
Lindsay Lohan Is Making Her Triumphant Return To The Big Screen
Lindsay Lohan is busy. Not like, Lindsay-Lohan-in-2005-level busy, but busy nonetheless. In between her gigs as a nightclub host, an amateur child catcher and a panelist on Masked Singer Australia, Lindsay somehow managed to channel that expansive range and work her way back to where she belongs: in front of the movie cameras.
Now typically, when news about Lindsay Lohan breaks, I’m not inclined to believe any of it until Michael Lohan, adjunct mouthpiece/publicist and father of the millennium, confirms it. So in the meantime, I will continue to perch at the edge of my seat until the 2021 Oscar nominations are announced and Lindsay is given her long-overdue nod for a Best Actress trophy.
Lindsay Lohan May Or May Not Have A Boyfriend
I had to do a deep dive into the saga of Lindsay Lohan to figure out where we are on her timeline. I remembered the important shit: the instantly iconic Mykonos dance, reality show, cancellation of both show and club, attempted abduction of refugee children, and all that Masked Singer Australia drama. But I totally forgot she’s (allegedly) got a new album coming out at the end of the month. And recently announced a return to America!
That pretty much brings us up to today, when this important story broke: LINDSAY LOHAN HAS A BOYFRIEND…MAYBE! I know. You’ll never forget where you were when you heard the news. And as far as we know, this possible new man isn’t a Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia who has been accused of ordering the murder of a journalist. She’s growing!