Big political “Yikes” coming in from Michael Lohan, of all people. The end of the world has to be upon us when people like the Lohans are somehow involved in global political corruption/alleged assassinations. According to Michael, Lindsay Lohan and the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, Mohammad bin Salman, are only “platonic” friends. I mean… uh, okay? Oh, and apparently Lindsay is doing “good work” in “Syria”. I mean, I had to put quotations because… is she?
There was a rumor a while back about how Lindsay and the bloodthirsty Mohammad bin Salman were getting cozy, and that he had given her a credit card. This was all denied by a rep from Lindsay who said that she and MBS only met once at a Gand Prix. Many didn’t believe Lindsay Lohan, because she’s Lindsay Lohan and we’re not that stupid. But Michael is that stupid and had a lot to say about MBS to Page Six while at Denise Rich’s Angel Ball:
“They are just friends, Lindsay has a lot of powerful friends in the Middle East, because she is huge out there. Lindsay met MBS because of the work she has been doing in the Middle East. She is working to help people in the region, particularly refugees.”
We know what Lindsay has been doing to those poor refugees, Michael. He continued:
“Nobody writes about the good work Lindsay does in Syria, they just want to hear the bad stuff. She has a platonic and respectful relationship with MBS, nothing more.”
You mean the children she hasn’t tried kidnapping? Good for her, I guess? I mean, do I get a medal? I don’t kidnap children every damn day. Also calling the friendship “platonic and respectful,” gives me a weird power-dynamic vibe which is trés uncomfortable.
The real wisdom from Michael came when he said words about Jamal Khashoggi, the murdered journalist who MBS is accused of ordering a hit on. Michael said we should trust Lindsay Lohan’s judge of character more than foreign intel gathering networks set up for the express purpose of learning these things:
“None of that has proven to be true. Lindsay says he’s a good person. She feels safe, she has good people around her, and she knows how to conduct herself.”
I mean, why does the US even have a CIA? Fuck it! Just ask Michael and Lindsay Lohan to be your foreign intelligence agents. Why stop at a reality TV celebrity President? Go all in, guys!