Lindsay Lohan May Or May Not Have A Boyfriend
I had to do a deep dive into the saga of Lindsay Lohan to figure out where we are on her timeline. I remembered the important shit: the instantly iconic Mykonos dance, reality show, cancellation of both show and club, attempted abduction of refugee children, and all that Masked Singer Australia drama. But I totally forgot she’s (allegedly) got a new album coming out at the end of the month. And recently announced a return to America!
That pretty much brings us up to today, when this important story broke: LINDSAY LOHAN HAS A BOYFRIEND…MAYBE! I know. You’ll never forget where you were when you heard the news. And as far as we know, this possible new man isn’t a Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia who has been accused of ordering the murder of a journalist. She’s growing!
Lindsay announced this shocking development by posting a photo of her sister, Ali Lohan, and others on Instagram. The original caption was: “@aliana lovely night with sister and my boyfriend bader ❤️ such a magical night.” Later, she deleted that perfect prose and replaced it with a “😄”.
Here’s the internet-breaking photo:
This “Bader” dude Lindsay’s referring to appears to be Bader Shammas, the guy on the left of her in the black jacket. She didn’t tag him, but she follows his private (Dammit, what is wrong with people?!) Instagram profile. A quick Google search only brings up a LinkedIn profile (that may or may not belong to him) and a SoundCloud page.
Hmmmm… what does it all mean? Did LiLo regret sharing her personal life with the world (HA!)? OR did she pull a “me” by getting wasted, declare her love for a guy she’s only sort of friends with, and pretend it was all a fun lil’ comedy bit once the hangover hit? Ahhh, the mysteries of a Lohan…