Are you ready for the album of the decade? Well, too bad because I have no idea when the new Adele is coming out. But I do have news for those of you who want to let your ears bleed while also giving money to Lindsay Lohan. No takers? Well, it’s happening anyway. Lindsay has let fans know that her newest album will be coming at the end of next month.
Somehow Lindsay Lohan signed with a record label back in June. Allegedly, like I haven’t seen proof of it since the reports. Where is the budget? Where is the label assistance and promotion? She did drop what could be considered her first single for this new shit back in September. Oh, did you forget Xanax? Did you never know Xanax to begin with? Well you have that in common with the rest of the world. Here’s a refresh:
Page Six says that Lindsay Lohan has made an announcement of sorts on Instagram. In the comments section of an Instagram fan-page of hers, Lindsay let the 700 people who follow WorldofLindsayLohan know that her newest album is dropping in February.
Yeah, we’ll see if that really means an album is coming end of February. And we already know it’s going to be bad. If Xanax is the best she can bring us, and that was supposed to come out “very soon” and I think still has never officially been released? …Don’t hold your breath WorldofLindsayLohan. Remember the album artwork? Neither do I, she deleted the picture because she is a what? Flake. And remember her club? Remember her show? We’ll see if this music turns up but if it does know that like all things Lohan it will be messy, incoherent and full of lies.