Category: Mickey Rourke

Mickey Rourke Called Tom Cruise “Irrelevant” On “Piers Morgan Uncensored”

July 12, 2022 / Posted by:

New Suppressive Person just dropped! Piers Morgan tried to remake Battlefield Earth in his studio by inviting Mickey Rourke on his show, Piers Morgan Uncensored, where he glibly goaded him into talking shit about Tom Cruise. Mickey, who appears to be coming for Bruce Willisretracted bulk Razzie nomination with 10 dubious-looking IMDB credits in either pre or post-production slated for 2023, told Piers that he thinks Tom is “irrelevant in [his] world.” Considering that Tom’s practically a God in his, this is not the War of the Worlds remake we need right now. But I suppose it’s one we deserve for throwing all our little dollars at Top Gun: Maverik this summer. Mickey also accused Tom of “doing the same f’ing part for 35 years,” and said he wants to be an actor more like “Monty Cliff, or Brando back in the day,” which is encouraging. We might be able to avoid a full-scale intergalactic conflict by gently encouraging Mickey to look in a mirror and telling him what year it is.

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Jared Leto, WHO?! Mickey Rourke Reportedly Had All Kinds Of Batshit Demands For His “Iron Man 2” Villain Role

April 29, 2022 / Posted by:

Vulture took an in-depth look at the making of the 2010 Marvel film, Iron Man 2, which earned $623.9 million globally and is known as one of the shittier comic book movies. It also stars Mickey Rourke as the villain, Whiplash, and apparently, Mickey had a lot of creative influence on the character that some see as one of the hokiest, cringiest, insane comic book villains ever to grace cinema. Actually, it was basically ALL Mickey, including that “Polly wanna cracker”-ass bird on his shoulder.

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Lindsay Lohan Hosted An Instagram Live Session––And It Was A Mess

April 4, 2020 / Posted by:

Those vitamins must be working overtime because Lindsay Lohan has been busier than ever this week. It’s almost as if some frazzled P.A. sat her down, slapped the menthol Kool out of her hand, and said, “Look, don’t fuck this up for the 400th time, okay?” After dropping a fresh turd a killer bop yesterday, Lindsay decided to promote it on Instagram Live by hosting a little impromptu Q&A session. And the results were typical Lindsay: promises, mixed with a dash of delusion, and that sultry smoker’s voice––plus a special (attempted) appearance by Mommie Dearest, Dina Lohan.

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Lindsay Lohan Is Making Her Triumphant Return To The Big Screen

February 23, 2020 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan is busy. Not like, Lindsay-Lohan-in-2005-level busy, but busy nonetheless. In between her gigs as a nightclub host, an amateur child catcher and a panelist on Masked Singer Australia, Lindsay somehow managed to channel that expansive range and work her way back to where she belongs: in front of the movie cameras.

Now typically, when news about Lindsay Lohan breaks, I’m not inclined to believe any of it until Michael Lohan, adjunct mouthpiece/publicist and father of the millennium, confirms it. So in the meantime, I will continue to perch at the edge of my seat until the 2021 Oscar nominations are announced and Lindsay is given her long-overdue nod for a Best Actress trophy.

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Mickey Rourke Says Robert De Niro Refuses To Work With Him Over An Old “Angel Heart” Feud

September 19, 2019 / Posted by:

32 years later, the Hollywood feud of the century that I never knew about, still rages on. Mickey Rourke still hates his Angel Heart co-star Robert De Niro with the heat of a thousand tanning beds. According to Page Six, Mickey appeared on an Italian talk show and complained that he was “broke”, and it’s all Bobby D’s fault for cock blocking him out of a role in Martin Scorsese’s upcoming movie The Irishman. Mickey says that De Niro refuses to work with him because he “took him to school” on the set of Angel Heart, and De Niro was acting like a diva. Apparently, De Niro wouldn’t let Mickey speak to him or touch him. So now instead of looking him in the face, Mickey looks “right through his asshole.” PAGING RYAN MURPHY. We need this to be the focus of next season of Feud.

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Open Post: Hosted By Mickey Rourke Keeping It Gorgeous In Beverly Hills

December 19, 2016 / Posted by:

Since Zsa Zsa Gabor has gone off to the heavens to marry and divorce the rich angels, many of us have been worried about the future of glamour. Mickey Rourke is now here to smooth out our frazzled nerves with a look that is the epitome of glamour from the tip of that Emo nana wig to those melting rubber lips to that overgrown Pom (who can’t be bothered with the paps) to those tastefully ripped Fashion Nova jeans to that double serving of LV.

After having lunch with his Pom Pom friend at Caffe Roma in Beverly Hills, Mickey brought some sass, ass and class to the stroll. Because of that Louis Vuitton pocketbook and those luxurious Louis Vuitton boots, Mickey is either dressed like a teen girl from Texas who just ran into money and spent it all at Neiman’s or a mom from Texas who just ran into money and spent it all at Neiman’s. Whatever the case may be, Mickey is bringing it. Louis Vuitton can go ahead and fire their entire marketing department, because Mickey has done all of their jobs and done it better.

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