In Case You Missed It, Lindsay Lohan Trying To Make The #DoTheLilo Dance Challenge Happen
Lindsay Lohan is currently living the life in Mykonos, because she’s getting paid to party and dance and is also getting paid to party and dance in front of reality TV cameras. And her partying and dancing recently helped her go viral (“That isn’t the first time she’s gone viral.” – LiLo’s shady free clinic doctor) thanks to some cavity-inducing sweet moves she threw down on stage at Lohan Beach House in Mykonos. If somebody’s osteoporosis-having grandma got drunk on four white wine spritzers before her dance audition for the role of Velma Kelly in Shady Pines’ production of Chicago, she would serve up the same kind of old lady hotness that LiLo served up in Greece. And yes, she’d get the role thanks to that Boniva leg shuffle.
Below is the clip of LiLo giving you Elaine Benes after the molly hits. In LiLo’s mind, she’s Ann-Margret in Viva Las Vegas, but in realty, she’s “Aunt Margaret on her fourth daiquiri when a Prince song plays in the bar of an off-strip Las Vegas casino.” And yes, I typed that as someone who looks like a constipated flamingo getting electrocuted when he dances.
LiLo also broke it down when her song Rumors played:
lindsay lohan dancing to her own song in Mykonos is the only thing i care about today pic.twitter.com/5FdKf41qCe
— jackson langford (@jacksonlangford) September 2, 2018
Pennsyltucky’s cousin didn’t only tantalize eyeballs with her moves, she also scrubbed the wax, dirty and several layers of skin out of everyone’s ears with her 80-grit sandpaper voice.
Once the clip was passed around all over the place, it became a meme.
And even the likes of Busy Philipps tried to recreate LiLo’s moves, but she really should’ve had a seat and not tried, because nobody can bring it like LiLo:
Of course, LiLo approves of it all:
And if Mykonos doesn’t want their island sinking from the weight of hundreds of millions of people visiting them, they better try to get those clips pulled from the internet. Because those tragic clips just make you want to max out your credit card by buying the next flight to Lohan Island.
Pic: Instagram