Category: Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan Says Her New Album Is Coming Next Month
Are you ready for the album of the decade? Well, too bad because I have no idea when the new Adele is coming out. But I do have news for those of you who want to let your ears bleed while also giving money to Lindsay Lohan. No takers? Well, it’s happening anyway. Lindsay has let fans know that her newest album will be coming at the end of next month.
Lindsay Lohan Is Returning To America To Take Back The Life She “Worked So Hard For”
All those friends of Lindsay Lohan‘s who wanted her to move back to the States about a year-ish ago are finally getting their wish. Well I mean, if they decided to stick around, that’s a long time to wait for a hot-disaster like her to sweep back into town. Like how in It: Chapter 2 when you’re away from the town you forget about the clown eating people? Well, she’s back and those nightmares are about to flood back too. During their New Year’s Eve special for CNN, she told Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen that 2020 will have her coming back to the US of A.
Michael Lohan Says Lindsay Lohan And The Crown Prince Of Saudi Arabia Are Just “Platonic” Friends
Big political “Yikes” coming in from Michael Lohan, of all people. The end of the world has to be upon us when people like the Lohans are somehow involved in global political corruption/alleged assassinations. According to Michael, Lindsay Lohan and the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, Mohammad bin Salman, are only “platonic” friends. I mean… uh, okay? Oh, and apparently Lindsay is doing “good work” in “Syria”. I mean, I had to put quotations because… is she?
Open Post: Hosted By Lindsay Lohan Dancing At A Gas Station
If you thought creepy dancing clowns were having a big year, I hope you’ve included Lindsay Lohan in your calculations because Joker ain’t got shit on Lilo. Lindsay took a few moments out of her busy schedule to celebrate life the only way it should be celebrated: Late night at a Shell gas station. Presumably, after taking many important meetings with top record executives and maybe a politician or two, and therefore having no time to change out of her business attire, the spirit of dance struck Lindsay from within.
Cody Simpson Threw A Little Dig At Miley Cyrus’ Exes While Lindsay Lohan Threw A Major Dig At Him
Cody Simpson and Miley Cyrus have been having a ball together. They’re maybe living together, getting tattooed together, he cured her of her fear of men/lesbianism, and they’re both sober people who spend time listening to the Earth and making out. They’re doing their thing and it’s soooooooo romantic! Cody is now suggesting that he’s the most romantic relationship Miley’s been in and that previous ones were not. At the same time, Lindsay Lohan has inserted herself into this drama with claims of stolen furniture because apparently Cody dated her sister Ali Lohan and they lived together for a week? I mean… sure. Why not?
Lindsay Lohan Shared The Artwork For Her Upcoming Album On Instagram
Lindsay Lohan and Rihanna actually have a lot in common when you think about it. Both are multi-hyphenate moguls with instant brand name recognition. Of course, in Rihanna’s case, the name Fenty is practically synonymous with a cool urban vibe, and high quality yet accessible luxury, and is the result of years of hard work and attention to detail. And in Lindsay’s case, the name Lohan evokes cigarette butts and the color orange. Most critically, they’ve both had us on tenterhooks waiting for their next album to drop! Well, move over Riri, take a seat. Looks like Lindsay’s going to beat you to the punch (I think she thinks the bowl has been laced with Molly)! Today in Lohanaissance history, will mark the day Linds gave us the artwork for her upcoming album. And if you’re expecting some illegible chicken scratch against a black background, how’d you guess!?!?!?!