Category: Kylie Jenner
BREAKING: Kylie Jenner Wants Everyone To Know That Her Water Pressure Is Fine
Now that Trump is out of office, the media can get back to covering truly important stories like the water pressure of a Koven member.
Kylie Jenner is insanely rich, so when people saw her pitiful excuse for a shower, BuzzFeed says that the internet was very confused and Kylie’s shower trended, because yeah. But don’t worry, Kylie has cleared it up and she’s still very affluent and very privileged. Phewf! I was worried for a second! And for once, we’re talking about the shower of a Koven member and it’s not a golden one.
Some People Are Side-Eyeing Kylie Jenner For Selling Hand Sanitizer In A Pandemic
About two weeks into the start of the COVID-19 lockdown last year, Kylie Jenner announced that she and Coty Inc., who is a major shareholder in Kylie Cosmetics and Kylie Skin, began manufacturing hand sanitizer, that they planned to donate to hospitals in Southern California. But since then, it would appear Kylie’s enthusiasm for generosity might have disappeared like the lines and visible definition on Khloé’s face. Because Kylie has launched a $7 bottle of alcohol sanitizer spray through her Kylie Skin line. And that has some people wondering if the pandemic is really the time for an already disgustingly rich woman to make money off hand sanitizer.
Kylie Jenner Got Accosted By Anti-Fur Activists And They Will Never Stop Until She Swears Off Fur
THE QUEEN has gone fur-free, so has the House of Versace, but Kylie Jenner (seen above looking not like Kylie Jenner) still loves it when an animal is slain and made into a jacket that she’ll wear for five seconds on Instagram. Well, in her defense, when your mother is sacrificing virgins every blood moon for eternal youth and power, you get desensitized. But that doesn’t matter to the anti-fur activists at The SoCal Animal Defense League who “swarmed” Kylie over the weekend and have promised to do so again if she doesn’t stop wearing fur.
Forbes Again Announced That Kylie Jenner Topped Their Highest-Paid Celebrities Of 2020 List
Even though Forbes shit all over Kylie Jenner and her Koven when they revealed that they had been duped into believing Kylie was a billionaire, that doesn’t mean she isn’t still the richest person ever. Almost literally. Kylie has been named the highest-paid celebrity of the year and it’s not even close. While the rest of the world was losing their jobs and wondering how to pay for rent and food amid coronavirus, Kylie was increasing her revenue stream from the previous year. All right, time to be mad at Kylie Jenner for having too much money again.
Now you may be thinking to yourself, “But wait, wasn’t Kylie already named the highest-paid trick of the year.” And you’re right, she was back in September. But I guess that Forbes didn’t think you heard them the first time so they wanted to cram down our throats once more just how wealthy 100 people in the world are compared to the billions of us struggling. Thanks, Forbes! Just in time for Christmas!
The Kardashians Have Signed A Multi-Year Deal With Hulu
Well, it was only a matter of time. While we may have defeated the evil for even a brief reprieve as the end of Keeping Up Kris Jenner’s Birkin Collection With The Kardashians was nearing, we all knew that the Koven would collect themselves under the Blood Moon and call on their devils for more power. And they have! The Hollywood Reporter says that the Kardashians will be back on TV screens as they have signed a multi-year deal with The Devil Disney and will make several streaming piles of shit projects for Hulu. Just what we needed, the Kardashians making Disney money!
Khloé Kardashian Swears Her Family Cares About Voting, As Kylie Jenner Pushes Makeup On Social Media
It’s Day 3 of counting the votes from the 2020 US Presidential Election and there’s razor-sharp margins that are making people nervous. And some people have decided to go after famous types that they feel could have done more. Khloé Kardashian recently got caught in the krosshairs of such an accusation, but Khloé swears her family did the most to promote voting. Which would have been a somewhat believable argument had it not been for Kylie Jenner using her platform and social media influence to…push her makeup line.