Category: Kylie Jenner

Travis Scott And Kylie Jenner Are Back On

June 16, 2021 / Posted by:

Our long national nightmare is finally over, Keeping Up With The Kardashians is officially done after 20 seasons. The final episode of KUWTK aired last week on June 10. And I assume that on June 11th, Kris Jenner woke up in a cold sweat-covered panic, freaking out about not getting attention. I don’t know for sure if Kris called Kylie Jenner and cried, “People can only care so much about Kim failing her bar exams! Quick! Do something!” But lo and behold, Kylie Jenner got some attention last night when her on-again/off-again boyfriend Travis Scott called her “wifey” in an acceptance speech at a benefit event.

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A Source Swears Kylie Jenner Wasn’t Being A Cheapskate When She Donated $5K To A Makeup Artist’s GoFundMe

March 22, 2021 / Posted by:

Over the weekend, 23-year-old billionaire Kylie Jenner made the public aware of a GoFundMe campaign to help pay the medical costs for her makeup artist Samuel Rauda, who was seriously injured in a car accident. Kylie had chipped in a grand total of $5,000, which is basically Kylie’s weekly budget for lip filler. Kylie is reported to be a billionaire, so watching her ask strangers to open their hearts and wallets, and dig deep for a medical bill she could pay off in about 60 seconds of “work,” was TACKY. Well, Kylie hasn’t come to Kylie’s defense, but a “source” has, and they want everyone to know that Kylie isn’t the cheap, shameless, tone-deaf, out-of-touch phony she appears to be. At least not in this very specific instance, of course.

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“Billionaire” Kylie Jenner Asks Fans To Donate To Her Injured Makeup Artist’s GoFundMe While Contributing Only $5K Herself

March 21, 2021 / Posted by:

How does a billionaire build and maintain their fortune? We could ask Jeff Bezos, but he and his villainous wonk eye would just tell us to underpay our employees and max out their productivity by not letting them use the bathroom during their shifts. Where’s the innovation in that? Today, Kylie Jenner, 23, is here to demonstrate the ingenuity that launched her and her over-inflated makeup empire to unimaginable heights of wealth, which should not be subject to scrutiny by jelly haters because it was totally amassed on her own and isn’t at all a shady lump of lying lies from a liar.

According to The Sun, Kylie’s makeup artist, Samuel Rauda, 26, was in a very serious car accident and needed emergency surgery. Samuel’s family set up a GoFundMe to help pay his medical bills, and you’d think Kylie would just pay it all since Samuel is her friend and reliably glams up all her third-party facial add-ons. But if you think that, then you don’t know Kylie Jenner! If she paid the medical expenses of every friend in need, she wouldn’t have enough to buy multi-million-dollar sports cars that she only uses as posing props for her Instagram page. Will someone please think of Kylie’s Instagram!

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Kim Kardashian Is Shocked By How Much Her And Her Sister’s Voices Changed During The Run Of “KUWTK”

March 16, 2021 / Posted by:

Because even among the darkness of life there is sometimes a light, Keeping Up The Mental Rot With The Kardashians will finally be coming to an end after 20 seasons and almost fifteen years on air. Of course, the Koven has signed a deal with Hulu and will absolutely be back to terrorize the citizens with their product placement and superficial problems, but that doesn’t mean they can’t reflect on all the damage they’ve caused society milestones. Kim Kardashian talked to Good Morning Vogue about the changes the family went through and she said their vocal fry has been the biggest change. Me Googling a picture of Kylie Jenner in 2010 and Kylie Jenner in 2021: “Um… you sure about that?”

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Khloé Kardashian Klapped Back At Someone For Saying She Kontrols Who Kylie Jenner Is Friend’s With

February 19, 2021 / Posted by:

Kylie Jenner notoriously dropped her best friend, Jordyn Woods, after Jordyn hooked up with Tristan Thompson who of course was with the mother of his daughter, Khloé Kardashian, at the time. While Jordyn and Kylie never reconciled, Khloé took Tristan back and is trying to have another child with him. A recent online comment suggested that Khloé controls who her sister is allowed to be friends with. That comment got Khloé so worked up, that her latest face probably blew off in a rage, and she responded with: “SHUT THE FUCK UP.”

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Kendall Jenner Outshines Sisters Kylie Jenner And Kim Kardashian In SKIMS Shoot

February 13, 2021 / Posted by:

When Kendall Jenner, 25, isn’t faced with the herculean task of reading a teleprompter without botching it up and tongue-tying her speech, she’s fiendishly rendering everyone else speechless with her raw catwalk glamour, shady birthday party during a pandemic, hot mess of a Fyre Festival promotion, and of course her effortless ability to make her sisters and their typically expression-challenged faces seethe with jealousy. Hercules could never!

Sisters Kim Kardashian, 40, and Kylie Jenner, 23, joined Kendall for a Valentine’s-Day-themed photoshoot for Kim’s shapewear line, SKIMS, and the pics, much like everything else coldly unleashed on society by that family, led by their famewhoring ringleader, Pimp Mama Kris, have gone viral.

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