Category: Fur Protesters
Kylie Jenner Got Accosted By Anti-Fur Activists And They Will Never Stop Until She Swears Off Fur
THE QUEEN has gone fur-free, so has the House of Versace, but Kylie Jenner (seen above looking not like Kylie Jenner) still loves it when an animal is slain and made into a jacket that she’ll wear for five seconds on Instagram. Well, in her defense, when your mother is sacrificing virgins every blood moon for eternal youth and power, you get desensitized. But that doesn’t matter to the anti-fur activists at The SoCal Animal Defense League who “swarmed” Kylie over the weekend and have promised to do so again if she doesn’t stop wearing fur.
The Anti-Fur Protestors Have Been Going After Jessica Simpson During Her Book Tour
Many people and companies have stopped wearing and using real fur. THE QUEEN is not wearing fur anymore, and Versace ditched fur. But not Jessica Simpson! Jessica still wears fur (see above: Jessica looking like a 70s Elle Woods in a fox fur-trimmed coat from Saks Potts) and the protestors are letting her have it during the tour to promote her memoir Open Book. But luckily for Jessica, they’re not throwing red paint and flour at her, they’re just throwing their words at her. And she’s responding to them by bringing God into it.
THE QUEEN Is Now Fur-Free
If Anna Wintour so much as looks at a wild fox in Central Park, PETA drags her ass and chucks fake blood at innocent Vogue staffers running out to get her mid-morning latte. The only animal PETA will allow Anna to torture is, well, innocent Vogue staffers. Little did I know, THE QUEEN has also been in their crosshairs.
PETA U.K. has passed out “Bear Hugs, Not Bear Hats” balloons at her 2010 birthday to get QE2 to use synthetic fur in her notoriously stone-faced troops famous black hats. Seven years later, they had a Russian company send prototypes of the hats to the queen to show there was a synthetic version of her Guard’s hats (“Did my time as an engineer in the War and having to sleep next to Philip every night not grant me a hall pass?” –THE QUEEN to her staffers). Alas, good news! British bears can sleep easy tonight – kinda. QE2’s royal dresser says she’s going fur-free.
Lil’ Kim Got Into It With Anti-Fur Protestors In New York City
There are two people in this world I do not want to fuck with: Lil’ Kim and anti-fur protesters. Well, it turns out that anti-fur protestors didn’t understand that Lil’ Kim is not the one to be yelled at and came after her. Luckily for all involved, Lil’ Kim’s security was around to protect her expensive bought-and-paid-for latest face before any damage was done.