Category: Kylie Jenner
Khloé Kardashian Once Turned Down A Proposal From Tristan Thompson And Her Sisters Are “Concerned” That’s She’s Gotten “Very” Skinny
Watch out, world! Khloé Kardashian is officially too skinny for prime time streaming in the background at a budget nail salon that reeks of acrylic glue and economic exploitation. The most chimeric of all The Kardashians, the one with the kaleidoscope face, has been told by MULTIPLE SIBLINGS that they’re concerned that she’s gotten “really skinny,” much to her feigned shock and surprise. This coming from the same family who she claims once told her she was too fat for “their brand” while doing promotion for her now-defunct solo reality hosting gig, Revenge Body. Well, Kris Jenner better prepare to eat her hat because it turns out Khloé CAN take a note after all. And it’s not like Khloé’s going to help her eat it. Do you know how many calories are in an average chapeau?
Kris Jenner Took A Lie Detector Test And Was Asked If She Was Behind The Release Of Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape
It comes as no surprise that our lives were ultimately downgraded once the entire Kardashian Koven was thrust upon us. And one of the most pivotal moments of their origin story was the infamous sex tape starring a bored-looking Kim Kardashian and weird tattoo aficionado Ray J. For many years people have speculated that Kim’s mother Kris Jenner was the person who brought this masterpiece of cinema into our lives, which is something she’s denied for years. And now, to put the rumors to bed (pun intended) once and for all Kris has strapped on a lie detector test to prove to everyone she had nothing to do with it.
Kylie Jenner Denied That Her Cosmetics Lab Photoshoot Was Unsanitary
If Kylie Jenner getting called to the carpet for her aggravating and out-of-touch behavior is something that brings you subtle joy, the past month or so has been ripe for the pickin’. Her momager, Kris Jenner, stepped in to tell her to stop blowing through so much cash (even though Kylie claims to be a billionaire). The Earth and most of its residents stepped in to tell her to stop hopping onto her personal jet just to buy deodorant at the CVS down the block. Now, a cosmetic developer named Kevin James Bennett is accusing Kylie of putting clients of her brand, Kylie Cosmetics, in danger since she posted pics on Instagram where it looked like she had no idea what she was doing mixing up chemicals in a cosmetics lab without wearing gloves, a mask, or a hairnet. Kylie responded by saying that she wasn’t in a lab or manufacturing facility, it was her own personal experiment/content creation space, and “I would never endanger my clients, how DAHH you spread false information, Kevin?!” But, Kevin wasn’t having any of the KarJenner lie and spin machine and posted a receipt on Instagram featuring Selena Gomez showing that the space where Kylie was photographed was actually an Italian cosmetics lab.
Travis Scott Books A Las Vegas Residency Nearly One Year After The AstroWorld Tragedy
Last November, Travis Scott put a pin in his quickly rising star power after his Astroworld show got out of hand and the crowd surged towards the stage. 10 people died in the crowd crush and hundreds more were injured or scarred for life having trampled their friends to death. But Travis is ready to bounce back. Sure, he’s still facing billions of dollars of lawsuits from the victims, but he’s got private jet fuel to buy. It’s been announced that Travis is going to have his own residency in Las Vegas. It’s called “Road to Utopia” but I think that “Road to the Afterlife” would be more accurate. As if Las Vegas needed more hazardous activities to get up to?
Instagram’s CEO Responds After Kim Kardashian And Kylie Jenner Tells The Platform To Stop Trying To Be TikTok
By now if you’re on Instagram you’ll notice that you no longer see pictures of your friends’ babies, or at the beach, or in a cute outfit, or doing whatever glossy thing makes us all pretend our lives aren’t endless chaos of 9-5s and bills. Instead, you’re seeing all these people’s Reels who you’ve never met and aren’t following. And that’s on purpose! Instagram’s CEO admits that the platform is heading towards video after being called out by Kylie Jenner and Kim Kardashian. They dragged Instagram on their own Instagram Stories prompting the company to basically admit they’re trying to be TikTok. I guess if you want to see pictures of your friends you’ll have to start actually texting them directly.
Kris Jenner Is Reportedly Concerned About Kylie Jenner’s Spending Habits
Kim Kardashian may pray at the altar of Marilyn Monroe, who reportedly once said “anything’s possible, almost.” Like fitting a 10-pound sack of godknowswhat into a size 10 dress, for example. But her sister Kylie Jenner apparently follows the advice of a different blond bombshell, Dolly Parton, who famously says “it costs a lot of money to look this cheap.” But Kylie’s so advanced at looking cheap and tacky that instead of spending her money on wigs, make-up, and millions upon millions of books for children in need, she spends it on 17-minute private jet trips across town. According to Page Six, her mom Kris Jenner is concerned about her spending habits and wants her to pump the brakes. But like, which brakes? Kylie has an $8 million car collection and a $72 million jet. We talking the Bugatti Chiron, the Ferrari 458 Spider, the Ferrari 488 Spider or one of the Lambos? Certainly not the pink Rolls. She doesn’t even drive that car, she just keeps it running in the driveway at all times.