Category: Khloe Kardashian
Khloé Kardashian Denied Using Diabetes Drugs To Lose Weight And Hit At Comments About Her Changing Face
For many, the “new year, new me” mindset looks a lot like begrudgingly spending a whole 52 minutes at Planet Fitness walking on the treadmill and fixing their ponytail–while cautiously scanning the room to make sure that no one notices that you’ve only spent the last 52 minutes walking on a treadmill and fixing your ponytail (only on Pizza Monday or Bagel Tuesday, though, because balance). But if you’re Khloé Kardashian, a transformation might look like you’ve been binging on a type 2 diabetes drug, Ozempic–which people without type 2 diabetes have been procuring for fast weight loss to the point of an inventory shortage–with a touch of some surgery sprinkled in. However, Khloé just took to the comments section of some of the pics she posted from a Sorbet Magazine shoot to slap down speculation that she’s been pounding the ‘Pic and fucking with her face (again), explaining that she’s lost weight because she works hard in the gym and only looks different in the face in new photos because she was wearing clip-on bangs. K.
Tristan Thompson Will Pay Maralee Nichols $9,500 Per Month In Child Support And Khloe Kardashian Is Not Sleeping With Tristan
Tristan Thompson is a man of many talents: basketball (allegedly), cheating, and getting caught cheating. He’s also great at making babies! There’s 6-year-old Prince, whom he shares with model Jordan Craig (they split after she caught him cheating a month into her pregnancy [also, she was once married to Kylie Jenner’s ex Tyga?!]). Then there are Tristan’s two kids with the long-suffering Khloe Kardashian: 4-year-old True and the unnamed baby boy the exes welcomed via surrogate this past July. Finally, there’s 1-year-old Theo, Tristan’s son, with Maralee Nichols. Tristan and Maralee slept together when he was with Khloe, and news of her pregnancy was the catalyst for the last Khloe-Tristan split over a year ago. Back in March, 32-year-old Maralee requested that 31-year-old Tristan pay $47,000 a month in child support. Today, TMZ reported that the pair finally hammered out a paternity settlement. Tristan will pay Maralee $9,500 a month in child support and cover some of her lawyer fees. Um, EXSQUEEZE MOI?! Tristan pays Jordan Craig $40,000 a month! Who was this judge, Khloe in a mustache? Continue reading
Kim Kardashian Had Sex With Pete Davidson In Front Of A Fireplace As A Tribute To Her Grandma
Most people who are lucky enough to still have living grandparents honor them by not spitting out the purse-linty Starlight Mint that they forced into your mouth or refraining from popping off so hard their pacemaker skips when they mention that they liked that Trump “wasn’t a politician.” But if you’re a celebrity whose entire life is built upon that time you fucked someone and made sure the world got to see it, you bond with your grandmother by casually chatting about the setting of your sexcapades. On the most recent episode of The Kardashians on Hulu, Kim Kardashian and her grandmother, Mary Jo, “MJ” Shannon, had a jovial conversation about Kim and her most recent ex, Pete Davidson, banging fireside.
Khloé Kardashian Once Turned Down A Proposal From Tristan Thompson And Her Sisters Are “Concerned” That’s She’s Gotten “Very” Skinny
Watch out, world! Khloé Kardashian is officially too skinny for prime time streaming in the background at a budget nail salon that reeks of acrylic glue and economic exploitation. The most chimeric of all The Kardashians, the one with the kaleidoscope face, has been told by MULTIPLE SIBLINGS that they’re concerned that she’s gotten “really skinny,” much to her feigned shock and surprise. This coming from the same family who she claims once told her she was too fat for “their brand” while doing promotion for her now-defunct solo reality hosting gig, Revenge Body. Well, Kris Jenner better prepare to eat her hat because it turns out Khloé CAN take a note after all. And it’s not like Khloé’s going to help her eat it. Do you know how many calories are in an average chapeau?
Khloe Kardashian Claims Tristan Thompson Knew He Got Another Woman Pregnant Before Agreeing To Have A Baby With Her Via Surrogate
I don’t understand why men continue procreating with any of the Kardashians, but it’s still happening with no foreseeable ending in sight. And the one everyone was rooting for at one time, Khloe Kardashian, kontinues her decline into the peaks and valleys of eternal baby mama madness with another kid she birthed via surrogate for dick dribbling baller-type Tristan Thompson. Their second child, a son, was born in July. And the baby makes his face debut in the trailer of the second season of Hulu’s The Kardashians.
Kim Kardashian And Pete Davidson Are Over, As Khloe Kardashian And Tristan Thompson’s Second Child Is Born
Friends and well-wishers, we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of our most dearly departed: Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson’s 9-month relationship. Their love has shuffled off this mortal coil, and we must now morosely accept that Pete will never tattoo his and Kim’s wedding date on his body. Although the Kardashians will be grieving the end of Kim’s relationship, they will also be celebrating the birth of a new storyline: Khloe Kardashian‘s new baby with ex Tristan Thompson! As it is written in the good book (a.k.a Hulu’s The Kardashians’ script), Kris giveth and Kris taketh away!