Fire your therapist. Stop taking the Cipralex. Trash your meditation apps, yoga mats, gratitude journals, etc. They’re all moot. Because Peacock’s Real Housewives vacation mash-up spin-off is really, truly happening. And when this shit airs it’s gonna solve everything. Andy Cohen’s coronavirus fever dream is filming in Turks and Caicos as we speak, and yesterday Bravo officially revealed the cast. It will star Ramona Singer and LuAnn DeLesseps from New York, Kenya Moore and Cynthia Bailey from Atlanta, Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga from New Jersey, and one lone Kyle Richards from Beverly Hills. What? No Erika Jayne? Hmmm, maybe authorities advised her not to leave the country…
Die-hard Housewives fans already knew the cast, but Bravo confirmed it yesterday:
The Housewives are also posting updates on their Instagrams. So far we know they went on a boat:
And not to make the obvious joke, but if the catamaran goes down, most of these women already have built-in floatation devices strapped to their chests. Yuk yuk yuk!
There’s already fan footage uploaded to the internets:
SPOTTED IN TURKS AND CAICOS 🚨: All 7 housewives (Cynthia, Luann, Teresa, Melissa, Kenya, Kyle & Ramona) were spotted at a restaurant last night filming the new Real Housewives vacation series coming soon to Peacock TV. 🎥🏝 #RHOA #RHOBH #RHONJ #RHONY
(Source 📸: @morgrossi) pic.twitter.com/HwzYPQKk0A
— ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴀᴠᴏ ɢᴜʀᴜ (@thebravoguru) April 26, 2021
Fans deduced that the above video proves the women have already turned against Ramona since she’s sitting at the end of the table. Um, it doesn’t take a Mentalist to figure that one out. After all, this is Ramona Singer we’re talking about. She probably already screamed her way into getting the best bedroom, denied the existence of coronavirus, and took an actual shit on the floor (yes, this is all stuff she’s done on the show). God, I can’t wait to see alphas like dumb Teresa and shady Kenya go up against her.
Wait? What’s happening? I’m getting a tingly feeling in my chest! Is this a heart attack, or is it… no. It can’t be! I haven’t felt that particular emotion in over a year. But maybe… I am feeling… “hope”?