Category: Countess Luann De Lesseps

Ex-Countess Luann De Lesseps Managed To Avoid Jail Time After She Violated Her Probation

May 23, 2019 / Posted by:

Real Housewives of New York City‘s very own cabaret crooner Luann De Lesseps was arrested two years ago for drunkenly attacking a cop in Palm Beach. She agreed to go to help to avoid some jail time. She was in rehab for all of three weeks before going back to singing (can you call it that?) while shimmying in glitter.

Luann was put on probation, and recently got caught violating her probation by admitting to drinking alcohol after one of her cabaret shows in Chicago. That probation violation almost made her the Roxie understudy in a jail house production of Chicago, but a judge took pity on her.

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Luann De Lesseps Has Left Rehab After Three Weeks

July 30, 2018 / Posted by:

As those of you who cared enough to read this about last week know, Luann de Lesseps will serve absolutely no jail time for her messy arrest back in January. Because she is high-class royalty with connections in every industry in the world (AKA: a mildly well-known celebrity-type from Bravo), she was only sentenced to probation, rehab and a few measly community service hours.

Well now PageSix is telling us that Luann will be free to leave rehab and get back to the stage. After only three weeks, Luann is getting out. Andy Cohen is going to have to cancel that order of ‘Free Luann’ t-shirts. The Real Housewife took to Instagram to let all of her peasant followers know that New York’s minstrel of class and abundance would be once again taking the stage in her #CountessAndFriends cabaret show.

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Ex-Countess Luann Isn’t Going To Serve Any Jail Time 

July 24, 2018 / Posted by:

The most musically-talented Real Housewife to ever grace Andy Cohen’s rich white lady minstrel shows, Luann de Lesseps, isn’t going to do any hard time in the clink. Shocking. Congrats Luann, I don’t think you could have lasted in a women’s correctional. Those cheek bones may help you serve LEWKS in the New York social scene, but mama they woulda been serving YOU in lock up. Continue reading

Luann de Lesseps Claims Russell Simmons Groped Her In An Elevator

April 9, 2018 / Posted by:

The Ex-Countess and possible future ex-con Luann De Lesseps is spending whatever free time she has left giving interviews and relating tales from her super chic life. Here are two free pieces of advice I gleaned from Luann in a recent interview with The Daily Beast: Dusty pink jeans are perfect for spring and don’t get into an elevator with Russell Simmons.

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Ex-Countess Luann De Lesseps Has Apologized For BeingA Drunk Mess In Palm Beach

December 26, 2017 / Posted by:

Even if your holiday ended with your dirtbag cousin vindictively lighting the tree on fire after your wealthy great-aunt revealed that she’s leaving her entire fortune to an alpaca sanctuary in Fresno, California, you probably had a better one than Ex-Countess Luann De Lesseps of Real Housewives of New York City fame. Luann was pinched by the Palm Beach, Fl PD on Saturday night for a whole slew of charges that boiled down to “angry drunk kicks cop and verbally threatens to kill the world.” This (along with her quickie divorce from Tom D’Agostino Jr.) is obviously going to be her story arc for Season 10 of RHONYC. Speaking of her divorce, she’s blaming it for her booze meltdown. Continue reading

Ex-Countess Luann De Lesseps Was Busted For Drunkenly Attacking A Cop And Threatening To Murder People

December 24, 2017 / Posted by:

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! You Real Housewives of New York City fans just got a drunkenly wrapped package dropped under your tree! TMZ and the Palm Beach Post report that “Money Can’t Buy You Class (But Hopefully It Can Make Your Bail)” singer and RHONYCstarEx-Countess Luann De Lesseps was busted by the Palm Beach PD early this morning for “being drunk and disorderly and for attacking a cop.” Please please please tell us there was a film crew there. What am I saying? This was probably in the damn script. Did she slur out the chorus to “Chic, C’est La Vie” in the back of the cop car?

Hopefully her taste in liquor is better than her taste in men!

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