Category: Kanye West
Balenciaga Who? Kim Kardashian Showed Off Some Of Her Favorite Things In Her Haunted Mausoleum
Not having much of a personal investment in the outcome of Kanye West (sorry but mononyms like “Ye” must be earned, not taken) and Kim Kardashian’s divorce, I was surprised to find myself getting a little misty-eyed thinking about the potential fate of their haunted mausoleum which has provided me with many years of much-needed catharsis and amusement. Yet it seems Kim’s friend Foodgod (mononym earned) isn’t the only deity working in/for her favor. Even now that Kanye has been kicked to the curb, Hephaestus, the Greek God of design and creativity, continues to shine his favor on Kim and all she touches and sits her ass on in that barren wasteland she calls a home.
Kanye West And Kim Kardashian Settle Their Divorce, And He Will Pay Her $200K A Month In Child Support
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s unholy union is officially officially OVER! After years of terrorizing the masses with their stale, manufactured love they’ve finally reached the final round of The Divorce Game by settling their assets and cutting ties with one another for good. But their most precious, permanent assets are their children North, Saint, Chicago, and Psalm. In their child support agreement, Kim will be receiving $200K a month from Kanye, and the payments are due on the first of each month, which will definitely eat away at Kanye’s millionaire status in no time since his bank account is rapidly wasting away into a pile of skin and bones.
Kanye West Announced His 2024 Presidential Run On Twitter And Admits Donald Trump Is Not Happy About It
While the rest of us were passed out from too much turkey on Thanksgiving Kanye West clearly got his holidays mixed up and thought it was Halloween. Because after making a return to Twitter, he frightened the stuffing out of everyone when he seemingly announced his 2024 run for president. This news came days after revealing he attended a secret dinner with current POS and former POTUS Donald Trump at his Honey Comb hideout Mar-a-Lago. Details surrounding their covert dinner of disaster were minimal at first but now Kanye is ready to let the world know exactly how Trump reacted when he told him he would be running again in 2024.
Former Yeezy Employees Allege That Kanye West Would Regularly Show Them Porn Videos And Explicit Images Of Kim Kardashian
In news that shocks literally no one since there have already been reports of the hostile work environment he created with his praise of Hitler, Kanye West was a vile, abusive boss. Now, many of his former Yeezy employees just shed some light on the absolutely batshit things Ye did and said in the name of FASHUN in a letter they drafted to Adidas voicing their grievances about the sexually uncomfortable and verbally abusive conditions they were forced to endure–like Kanye having to want to literally fuck a shoe before it was put on the market and his regular use of porn (which he’s been open about being addicted to), including explicit images of Kim Kardashian, to assert his dominance and assist in the “creative process.”
Julia Fox Says She Dated Kanye West To Distract Him From Harassing Kim Kardashian
Back in early January, Uncaht Jahms star Julia Fox began dating Kanye West. After six weeks of attention-grabbing theatrics, which included an essay about their second date, Fashion Week stuntery, and approximately 12 metric tonnes of black eyeliner, this “it” couple (more like Cousin Itt) expired. Recently, Julia said she believed this quickie romance hurt her acting career because Hollywood sees her as a “tabloid type person.” Now she’s taken to TikTok to defend her decision to date Kanye. Julia claims she did it to distract him from attacking his ex-wife, Kim Kardashian. So, a sort of “women supporting women” version of jumping on a live grenade. Continue reading
A London Tattoo Removal Shop Is Offering To Remove Kanye West Tattoos For Free
As Kanye West continues his journey toward the inevitable Lifetime movie titled The Billionaire Who Was, his fans are running over each other like a Black Friday sale at Target to get away from him. One of the ways his fanbase showed their devotion to Kanye was by paying money to have a tattoo artist permanently defame their skin in his honor, but now some are having buyer’s remorse in the aftermath of their poor decision. Never fear, guys, because if you can afford a flight to jolly ol’ England, the NAAMA Studios tattoo removal place in London will gladly remove your tattoo for the always nice price of FREE.