A London Tattoo Removal Shop Is Offering To Remove Kanye West Tattoos For Free
As Kanye West continues his journey toward the inevitable Lifetime movie titled The Billionaire Who Was, his fans are running over each other like a Black Friday sale at Target to get away from him. One of the ways his fanbase showed their devotion to Kanye was by paying money to have a tattoo artist permanently defame their skin in his honor, but now some are having buyer’s remorse in the aftermath of their poor decision. Never fear, guys, because if you can afford a flight to jolly ol’ England, the NAAMA Studios tattoo removal place in London will gladly remove your tattoo for the always nice price of FREE.
Getting a Kanye tattoo was a bad decision way before he started spiraling out of control. But Page Six reports those folks no longer have to hide in shame with long sleeve shirts and jeans in the summertime because NAAMA Studios is here to save the day… while getting some easy promo.
The studio shared the tweet with a photo of a man’s arm with a tattoo that says “Bye” — with the “ye” a darker shade as a nod to Kanye’s new official name, Ye. The photo reads, “We’ll remove your Kanye tattoos for free.”
Full tattoo removal can be done in as little as 2 to 3 weeks, or 10 to 15 sessions, since the studio uses a low-energy laser, according to the website.
Here’s their tweet:
Yeezy come, yeezy go⚡️Got a #kanyewest tattoo? Tag us⬇️ pic.twitter.com/fzqoJgZLAU
— NAAMA (@NAAMAstudios) November 15, 2022
This well-needed community service was thought up by NAAMA Studios when they saw people in the streets of London clawing away at their Kanye tattoos until it was a mound of raw, bloody flesh. At least, that’s how I’m picturing it. But a spokesperson from NAAMA Studios, Briony Garbett, reveals they wanted to provide the service because people were coming in droves to have their Yeezy ink vanquished.
“People with Kanye tattoos were coming to us and you could hear how triggering it was for them, how embarrassing and shameful they felt, given he’s been making the headlines for the wrong reasons.”
“We wanted to alleviate that feeling and offer a place for people to come,” she continued.
“They couldn’t have predicted what he was going to be saying or the things he would be standing for now. I don’t think there’s any shame in people having got the tattoos in the first place.”
If you think NAAMA Studios will go broke by offering their services pro bono take a look at these folks who I’m sure are already on Kayak booking their flights to London. And imagine their shock and surprise when they notice Pete Davidson in First Class wearing a turtleneck greeting them with a very knowing “Sup?”
Wake up mr west @kanyewest #tattoo #kanye #JesusIsKing @TeamKanyeDaily pic.twitter.com/Jx3ntYpah6
— Liam Cullen (@bigbentbrain) December 20, 2019
My Kanye Tattoos so far @kanyewest @KimKardashian @KendallJenner @KylieJenner #KanyeWest #Kanye #Tattoo #Ink #Yeezy #Yeezus #goodmusic pic.twitter.com/dvobdoj8hM
— Liam Clapham (@LiamClapham) December 2, 2016
Kanye West! 👏 Done using #magnumtattoosupplies by Matt Youl! Checkout his instagram @theyoul 🤘
#kanye #yeezy #yeezus #gayfish #youbettertellmeifyouthehobbit #tattoo #ink pic.twitter.com/IuxU0s0cIr— MagnumTattooSupplies (@MagnumTattoo) April 26, 2018
Normally NAAMA Studios charges an $80 consultation followed by a minimum of $200 per session for the removal, but urgency is more important than currency in this situation. This just serves as a lesson to NEVER get a person tatted on your body unless it’s one of your children, Betty White, or Jesus. And from now on, they will be known as the only acceptable tattoo trio until the end of time.
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