Category: Kanye West
Taylor Lautner Regrets Not Stepping In When Kanye West Interrupted Taylor Swift’s 2009 VMA Speech
In case you’ve forgotten at one time Taylor Lautner is also on Taylor Swift‘s long list of ex-lovers. Here’s your reminder. Apparently, they both were an item during her ill-fated night at the 2009 MTV VMAs when Kanye West jumped onstage and basically told TayTay “Bitch you’ll NEVER be Beyonce!” And although that’s true, she has gone on to achieve a career just as important to music with a fan base that’s just as insane as the Beyhive. Nevertheless, because of his years barking after Bella in the Twilight franchise Taylor Lautner used to be a thing. And now he’s recalling that night with much regret because he wishes he would have stepped in and said something to Kanye after seeing all the hurt and sorrow on TayTay’s face in the aftermath.
Kanye West’s 2024 Presidential Campaign Received $0.00 In Donations Last Year But Paid $142,000 In Expenses
In the immortal words of 2020 Presidential Candidate Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West, as tweeted on the day of his defeat: Welp. Despite the spectacular reversal of fortune Kanye brought upon himself last year, The Little Rapper That Couldn’t is still trying to climb up to that shining city on the hill to take his seat at the table as the leader of the free world, so that he may deliver to us, as a nation, nude pictures of his ex-wife. However, according to logic and The Daily Beast, his prospects for a successful 2024 campaign are beyond grim. And please know that when I say “successful,” the bar is very low. Kanye’s campaign received not one, single, solitary cent. No need to have him show us his empty pockets. There’s nothing there; not a dollar, not a dime, not a penny. Kanye’s pants are officially penisless. Not a typo.
Kanye West Is The Subject Of A Battery Investigation After Snatching A Photog’s Phone, And Kim Kardashian Scolded A Pap Who Asked Her About It In Front Of Her Kids
Despite Kanye West being a boil on the ass of this nation (and Australia without even having stepped foot there), it seems like people are still eager to photograph and record him, most likely in an attempt to catch him acting the fool. On Friday, he did just that (again) when he walked up to the car of a photographer recording him, snatched her phone, and whipped it into the street. She reported the incident to the police, and Ye’s now being investigated for battery, so hopefully, there’s at least one lawyer out there somewhere he hasn’t completely repulsed yet. And though Kim Kardashian was probably secretly elated for him to continue to make her look like the more stable parent to their four children, she was noticeably irritated when a pap asked her to comment on the incident.
Kanye West May Not Be Able To Enter Australia To Visit His “Wife” Bianca Censori’s Family Due To His Antisemitic Comments
Kanye West and Australian Yeezy architect Bianca Censori only got married (marriage certificate not included) about two weeks ago, but it looks like there’s already trouble in Ye-topia. Bianca’s family must live under a media-shielding rock since they find the surprise union “exciting” despite Kanye West being one half of it. But, Kanye may not be able to make a planned trip to Australia to visit with them since government officials there are apprehensive to allow his vitriolic, antisemitic ass anywhere near Oz.
Kanye West’s Lawyers Can’t Reach Him, So They Plan To Dump Him Via Newspaper Ad
Hitler-humper and newly(fake)wed husband, Kanye West, should be celebrating reaching his goal of pissing off his ex-wife Kim Kardashian by parading around his new bootleg-Brigitte Nielsen “wife,” Bianca Censori. But, Kanye must be so blissful he straight up forgot he’s involved in legal proceedings with just about anyone he’s ever dealt with–because he changed his phone number and never alerted his legal team. And since they claim to have no other way of reaching him, they’ve decided to take out ads in two Los Angeles newspapers to let him know they’re dumping his ass.
Apparently, Kim Kardashian Hates Kanye West’s New “Wife”
In news you can file under the “DUH!” category now that Kanye West has used a 3D printer to re-create Kim Kardashian in the form of new “wife” Bianca Censori, the original version isn’t very happy about it. But then again, why would she be? Kim has been trying to fight off the ravages of Father Time since her twenties, so to be replaced by someone younger and hotter has to make her botox boil with envy. And while Kim is seeing red, Bianca’s family is seeing green dollar signs as they are 100% on board with what is certain to be one of the biggest mistakes of Bianca’s life.