Taylor Lautner Regrets Not Stepping In When Kanye West Interrupted Taylor Swift’s 2009 VMA Speech
In case you’ve forgotten at one time Taylor Lautner is also on Taylor Swift‘s long list of ex-lovers. Here’s your reminder. Apparently, they both were an item during her ill-fated night at the 2009 MTV VMAs when Kanye West jumped onstage and basically told TayTay “Bitch you’ll NEVER be Beyonce!” And although that’s true, she has gone on to achieve a career just as important to music with a fan base that’s just as insane as the Beyhive. Nevertheless, because of his years barking after Bella in the Twilight franchise Taylor Lautner used to be a thing. And now he’s recalling that night with much regret because he wishes he would have stepped in and said something to Kanye after seeing all the hurt and sorrow on TayTay’s face in the aftermath.
Johnny Depp Might Make A Surprise Appearance At This Weekend’s MTV VMAs
Last month we learned that Netflix will stream Johnny Depp’s next film, La Favorite. Then, a couple of weeks ago, TMZ reported that he signed a multi-year 7-figure deal with Dior to continue being the face of Sauvage cologne (insert smelly Johnny Depp joke here). Now, TMZ says that the 59-year-old might make a surprise appearance at the upcoming MTV Video Music Awards. And everyone will give Johnny a big standing ovation, because he beat evil Amber Heard… in court! Beat her in court. Johnny’s a wrongfully accused sweetie pie… at least according to the countless recommended anti-Amber videos that somehow randomly showed up on my YouTube homepage.
Miley Cyrus Performed “Midnight Sky” At The MTV VMAs And Straddled A Disco Ball As A Reference To Wrecking Ball
In 2013 Miley Cyrus cemented her spot in VMAs history by “twerking” her ass into
Beetlejuice’s Robin Thicke’s half-Canuck crotch. A couple years later she hosted the show in full Battlefield Earth drag (read: white person dreads), and Nicki Minaj asked, “Miley, what’s good?” Since then she’s shown up with drag queens and performed a few entirely forgettable songs.
Now it’s 2020, and MTV’s prodigal daughter has returned once again. This year Miley performed her new single “Midnight Sky” (which lost the award for Song of the Summer), and ended the performance by straddling a giant disco ball, in an ode to her classic song “Wrecking Ball”.
Miley Cyrus May Or May Not Put On A Raunchy Puppet Show At The VMA’s
No, Miley Cyrus, NO! You leave those innocent puppets alone! It’s bad enough that poor foam hand was dragged into your VMA performance two years ago. Haven’t humanoid hand-operated fabric objects been through enough?
But still, it sounds like someone really wants to see Miley up on stage at the MTV VMA’s on Sunday doing not-right things with puppets. In a surprising twist, it’s not actually Miley Cyrus who is pushing for it.
Katy Perry Might Share The Stage With Taylor Swift At The VMAs
Maybe that explains why Katy Perry had to postpone a whole bunch of shows on her Witness Tour; she just needs extra time to mentally prepare the stunt of the year! On August 27th, Katy Perry will host the MTV Video Music Awards in Los Angeles. According to The Daily Star UK – so yeah, you’re right to be reaching for a grain of salt – Taylor Swift might grace Katy’s stage with her presence at the MTV VMA’s.
I Hope The Execs At MTV Like Shit Ratings, Because Taylor Swift Is Not Going To The VMAs!
“Oh God, don’t look now, but I think Alfalfa Sprout of Sunnybrook Farm is trying to look sexy for the paps again… My heart can’t take anymore secondhand embarrassment” is what that dude behind her is thinking to himself, obviously.
Taylor Swift reportedly didn’t submit herself for any MTV VMA nominations and so she didn’t get any. There’s really no reason for her to go to the VMAs this Sunday in NYC, but since she’s one to never miss out on an opportunity to trend on Twitter, I figured she’d show up with a boysenberry-scented lawsuit to throw at those diabolical villains Kanye West and Kim Kartrashian. But a source “exclusively” confirms to People that even though Taylor is in NYC right now, she’s sitting out the VMAs this year. Uh huh… I’m really sure she’s going to sit this one out.