Category: Bianca Censori

Kanye West’s Rumored Wife Bianca Censori Confirms Their Marriage In A TikTok

May 21, 2023 / Posted by:

Even when you’re not paying attention, the misadventures of Kanye West continue to happen. From possibly running for president AGAIN with maybe campaign director/who? Milo Yiannopolous to buying thousands of dollars’ worth of sushi for preschoolers, the rapper is keeping his nose to the bonkers grind. And that’s not even getting into the Drake’s “please give me attention” nonsense. In between repeat viewings of 21 Jump Street, Kanye somehow found the time to get married earlier this year. While the couple stayed lowkey about their nuptials, his 27-year-old bride has recently “confirmed” that she’s Mrs. West, part II.

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Kanye West May Not Be Able To Enter Australia To Visit His “Wife” Bianca Censori’s Family Due To His Antisemitic Comments

January 25, 2023 / Posted by:

Kanye West and Australian Yeezy architect Bianca Censori only got married (marriage certificate not included) about two weeks ago, but it looks like there’s already trouble in Ye-topia. Bianca’s family must live under a media-shielding rock since they find the surprise union “exciting” despite Kanye West being one half of it. But, Kanye may not be able to make a planned trip to Australia to visit with them since government officials there are apprehensive to allow his vitriolic, antisemitic ass anywhere near Oz.

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Apparently, Kim Kardashian Hates Kanye West’s New “Wife”

January 16, 2023 / Posted by:

In news you can file under the “DUH!” category now that Kanye West has used a 3D printer to re-create Kim Kardashian in the form of new “wife” Bianca Censori, the original version isn’t very happy about it. But then again, why would she be? Kim has been trying to fight off the ravages of Father Time since her twenties, so to be replaced by someone younger and hotter has to make her botox boil with envy. And while Kim is seeing red, Bianca’s family is seeing green dollar signs as they are 100% on board with what is certain to be one of the biggest mistakes of Bianca’s life.

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