Category: Joel McHale

Katy Perry Will Get Naked To Get You To Vote On November 8

September 27, 2016 / Posted by:

A lot of famous people promised last week that if everyone got out on voting day and made sure that Donald Trump didn’t become the president we’d get to see Mark Ruffalo’s weiner. I figured that the guarantee of seeing DILF dick was enough to send everybody running to register, but there are clearly still some people out there who need convincing that they should vote on November 8th. Katy Perry’s got them covered. Which, ironically, she’s doing while covered only by black censor bars.

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Just Like The Boss, Bryan Adams Canceled A Show Over An Anti-LGBT Bill

April 11, 2016 / Posted by:

Bruce Springsteen’s show in North Carolina didn’t happen yesterday because he canceled it over the state passing a bill that requires transgender people to use the public bathroom that matches their birth certificate and makes it pretty damn hard to sue your job for discrimination. The giant-sized hot piece with impeccable hair plugs we know as Joel McHale went on with his show in Durham, NC on Friday night, but announced that he was donating every dime he made from the gig to the city’s LGBTQ center. Well, now it’s Bryan Adams’ turn to let a state know that he wants to shit all over their anti-LGBT bill.

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FOR WHY???????????!!!!!

November 18, 2015 / Posted by:

File this under: This is why Lou and I cry today.

I fill the soggy mound of bitterness I call a brain with a whole lot of trash TV, but it’s impossible for me to inhale all of the crap television out there. So every Friday night, I would look forward to lounging with a bottle of the sweet nectar and a fully-loaded bong while taking in all of the hilarious and educational clips on The Soup. The Soup is my Harvard because they introduced me to former HSOTY Stains, Treetop Cat Rescue and legendary icon Spaghetti Cat! But now I’m going to be lost on Friday nights without my dose of TV foolery, because those evil bastards at E! are flushing The Soup (originally called Talk Soup) down the toilet after 22 years. The Soup will say goodbye forever on December 18th. Here’s the tragic and sad news via Deadline:

As E! counts down to the final episode on December 18 at 10pm ET/PT, Joel McHale will continue to host new episodes that bring viewers the best of the worst in pop culture and look back at some of the series’ most memorable moments from the past 22 years. New episodes will air Fridays at 10m ET/PT until McHale signs off for the last time and fans say good-bye to the most infamous green screen in TV history, along with the characters that appeared in front of it, including Mankini, Lou the Chihuahua, and of course, the floating talk show heads in the notorious “Chat Stew” graphic.

I would tell E! to go to hell, but I’m pretty sure their offices are already next to Pimp Mama Kris’ lair in the underworld. Speaking of, you know what’s going to happen next. “E! is proud to announce that coming next spring on Friday nights will be the new kooking show Whore Soup hosted by Pimp Mama Kris!

A Whole Bunch Of People You Love Won Creative Arts Emmy Awards This Weekend

August 18, 2014 / Posted by:

Yes, that’s Crazy Eyes from Orange Is The New Black after winning the award for “Outstanding Guest Actress in a Comedy Series”, which means there is a God, and he too probably binge-watched the second season back in June like the rest of us (“Hi, you’ve reached God. I can’t take your prayer right now because I’m watching OITNB, but leave me a message and I’ll get back to you as soon as I’m done.”)

On Saturday night, the Creative Arts Emmys were given out at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles, and in case you’re not totally familiar, the Creative Arts Emmy Awards are sort of like the Cindy Brady to the Primetime Emmy Awards’s Marcia (which would make Jan the messy shit-show that is the Daytime Emmy Awards ). They air a week before the Primetime Emmys and they give out awards for technical shit like editing and…uh…editing? Maybe microphone holding? But they also give out awards for guest actors and reality show hosts and stuff. Basically, THE LEFTOVERS. On the plus side, it’s always filled with the hottest of the hot: Uzo Aduba! Allison Janney! Bob Newhart! What’s the opposite word for “basic bitches”?

Other people who took home pointy-winged gold yoga ball-holding angel statues were Jane Lynch for hosting Hollywood Game Night, Allison Janney for her guest spot on Masters of Sex, Joseph Gordon-Levitt for (inhale) “Outstanding Creative Achievement in Interactive Media in the Category of Social TV Experience” for his online show HitRecord On TV, and Harry Shearer for his voice work on The Simpsons. That’s right, the voice of Principal Skinner/Mr. Burns/Smithers/Flanders/Lenny/Otto/Reverend Lovejoy has NEVER won an Emmy before; the world truly is a fucked-up place. The complete list of winners can be found here.

And here’s everyone wearing fancy dresses and suits in million-degree weather at the Creative Arts Emmys on Saturday night, including Laverne Cox (who does Beyoncé better than Beyoncé ever has. YES I SAID IT. Come at me, Bumblebeys, I ain’t scared!), and Derek Hough looking like Earring Magic Ken all dressed up.

Pics: Splash, Wenn.com

NOOOOOO! NBC Has Pulled The Plug On “Community”

May 9, 2014 / Posted by:

Pull out a Hawthorne and wipe away the single tear that’s doing the wall-slide of sadness down the side of your face, because after 5 seasons NBC has officially taken Community out back, tied it to a tree, and shot it with a paintball gun. And then switched out a paintball gun for a real gun, and killed it dead. BECAUSE THEY ARE MONSTERS.

The news that NBC decided to finally deep six the show doesn’t come as much of a surprise, since Community’s low ratings were always putting it as risk for cancellation. But Community fans are insane and relentless and would resort to some dark-sided juju if it meant they’d see Joel McHale and the gang from Greendale (RIP STARBURNS) get ‘six seasons and a movie’, so it will no doubt be resurrected on Netflix. And if it doesn’t? Holy shit, lock the doors and prepare for end times.

But Community wasn’t the only victim. EW says that NBC also cancelled Revolution (that show about a blackout), Growing Up Fisher (that show where the Farmers Insurance dude is blind), Believe (???), and Crisis (see Believe). However, they renewed that pile of crap About a Boy, because NBC stands for No Brain Cells. Sorry, I didn’t mean that; I’m just very hurt and sad right now.

So basically, if you work in television, this week is the equivalent of waiting to get your test results back from the STD clinic. You’ll either get the call telling you that everything’s fine and you can go about your regularly scheduled business, or the call asking if your insurance plan covers penicillin and anti-fungal crotch cream.

The Future President Of The United States And The Future First Lady At The Correspondents Dinner

May 4, 2014 / Posted by:

The White House Corespondents Dinner (aka the event that Sarah Palin rage watches on TV every year like a lonely 11th grader sitting all alone in her car parked in the lot of the prom she wasn’t invited to)  happened in DC last night and it’s usually a real trash heap of an event filled with gutter skanks like Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan and Spencer Pratt. But they decided to switch things up this year and bring in some real stars and beauty! Sure, there were still some hos there whose one brain cell would spit out an error 405  if you asked them to spell “correspondents” (see: Jessica Simpson), but the presence of ROJO CALIENTE made up for that!

Rojo Caliente blessed the WHCD with her glorious gingerness last night, because she’s in politics now and it’s only a matter of time before she’s voted in as President and moves into the White House (sorry, Hillary). Our future First Lady Cynthia Nixon was Rojo’s date and judging by that dress, we know her focus will be recycling when she moves into the White House. Because you know that ratty couch from the 60s your hoarding memaw just couldn’t let go of and put on the back porch where it became a bed to the raccoons who troll around her yard? Well, Cynthia Nixon ripped the fabric off of that back porch couch and used it to make the dress she wore last night.

Believe it or not, last night’s events weren’t canceled so that everyone could watch Rojo eat and slowly sip champagne. The events and jokes went on. Obama told jokes between two ferns!

And the poster child for good plugs Joel McHale told jokes too!

But the real entertainment came from watching the beige polyester panties of all the old people bunch up into their ass cheeks as they got highly offended by Joel’s jokes.

And here’s a few pictures from last night’s nerd prom including my best dressed of the night Rose McGowan who delivered some boudoir chic by wrapping a black silk sheet around a teddy.

Pics: Getty, Splash

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