Pamela Anderson has said some pretty fucked up stuff about the #MeToo movement. In 2017, she faced backlash for saying Harvey Weinstein’s accusers should’ve known what they were getting into when they went to his hotel room alone. The next year, she claimed #MeToo “paralyzed men” (from groping and assaulting women?), and the whole thing had become “a bit too much” for her. Now, in an Interview interview with Mr. #MeToo himself, Ronan Farrow, 55-year-old Pam expands on these thoughts. It’s… a mixed bag of nuts. And also very sad.
Last night, the first of a four-part documentary series, Allen vs Farrow, aired on HBO so naturally, Woody Allen did the right thing by removing himself from society and quietly skipped town under the cover of night to live a hermit on an undisclosed, unpopulated island so no one would ever have to see or hear from him again. The end. Only, of course (OF COURSE!) that’s not what happened. Instead, he and his wife Soon-Yi Previn issued a joint statement, condemning the project as a “hatchet job riddled with falsehoods.” Sadly, no end is in sight.
Apparently, Rose McGowan woke up this morning and decided it was a good day to wrap up some unfinished business. Back in February of 2018 while Rose was in the midst of promoting her memoir Brave, she did an interview with Ronan Farrow and disclosed that she had been sexually abused by a “very famous” director when she was 15. At the time she did not say who it was, only that she’d “get to him” when the time was right. Well, today the clock has struck “oh shit” O’clock for Alexander Payne. Rose #TooktoTwitter to make good on her promise, accusing Alexander of statutory rape.
Matt Lauer destroyed his own career and now he’s focused on destroying someone else’s. Matt wants real revenge! Matt’s op-ed piece criticizing Ronan Farrow‘s reporting of sexual assault allegations against him was just the beginning. Sources have told People that Matt has decided it will be his “mission” to clear his name of what he considers “false accusations.” Honestly, Matt probably already won the battle because I’m sure that hardcore “hatred” tattoo shook Ronan so hard that Ronan quit the reporting game forever. Continue reading
62-year-old Matt Lauer decided to go out and get himself some ink. No, he didn’t decide to have a rare moment of self-awareness and get BEWARE OF THE SMUG DOUCHE inked onto his forehead. Instead, he got an arm tattoo of a quote about “hatred.” The tattoo made its appearance after Mediaite published an op-ed that Matt shit out about his apparent nemesis, Ronan Farrow.
Woody Allen’s memoir Apropos of Nothing: I’m a Disgusting Pig And Here’s Why (ok, just the first part), was ultimately published, as we always knew would be the case. Like a dog who’s grabbed a putrefied half-eaten burrito off the street, Hachette, the book’s original intended publisher, dropped it after its employees, Ronan Farrow and Dylan Farrow, all yelled BAD DOG and gave a sharp tug on the leash! Which was the perfect opportunity for Arcade publishing to swoop in and snatch it up. Now that it’s out there, we have the opportunity to peek inside to see if those were moldy black beans coming out of it, or if it was actually human feces! The answer, it seems, is both.