Category: I Don’t Hate This

Random Couple Alert: Paulina Porizkova And Aaron Sorkin Are Apparently Together

April 24, 2021 / Posted by:

The Random Couple Generator has been hard at work this week. First, it spit out the names Rita Ora and Taika Waititi (couple name: TitiOra), and now it has spit out the names Paulina Porizkova and Aaron Sorkin (couple name: PorKin). It’s only April but it looks like Closer Magazine may have an IT couple of 2021 because Page Six claims that Paulina Porizkova is humping on Aaron Sorkin and that they’re going to make their public debut at tomorrow night’s Oscars. If Aaron’s doctor hasn’t called him already, they will and they’ll say, “Aaron, I need you to come in right the fuck away, because I just read that you’re doing a 56-year-old woman and a rich and powerful Hollywood dude’s dick should not work for a woman over the age of 25! That’s not healthy. I’m sending in Leonardo DiCaprio. This is an emergency!

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Zendaya Might Play Ronnie Spector In An Upcoming Biopic

September 30, 2020 / Posted by:

A long, long time ago it was rumored that Zendaya would play Aaliyah in a Lifetime biopic. That of course never happened, but that clearly didn’t kill Zendaya’s dreams of slipping into some throwback wardrobe choices to do her best vocal impression of a Black music industry icon. And it would appear fate stepped in to present Zendaya with a really good biopic project (sorry Lifetime). Because Deadline is saying that Zendaya is in talks to play Ronnie Spector in a movie about Ronnie’s biopic-worthy life.

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So, About Ja Rule’s Gyro Commercial…..

June 22, 2020 / Posted by:

If you had asked me to predict which person connected to the Fyre Festival would not only appear in a commercial, but that the commercial would eventually go viral on the internet, I would have played it safe and put all my money on the most obvious choice: Andy King shilling for Evian. Lo and behold, it’s Ja Rule showing his love for a local Los Angeles gyro restaurant in a low-budget commercial.

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MacKenzie Bezos Has Promised To Donate Half Of Her $36 Billion Fortune To Charity

May 28, 2019 / Posted by:

Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos and his wife who was there since the beginning MacKenzie Bezos finalized their divorce last month (after we all found out he had moved on to his alleged side piece Lauren Sanchez), and she walked away the third richest woman in the world. Jeff was worth $137 billion. He’s now worth $114 billion. A newly-single MacKenzie is reportedly worth $36.6 billion (she now owns about 4% of Amazon, while Jeff owns about 12%). I’m not a math person, so let’s just guess that it would take MacKenzie ten lifetimes to spend all that money, Brewster’s Millions-style. MacKenzie probably knows this, which is why she’s dumping a ton of it into various charities.

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Woody Allen Is Taking A Break From Making Movies

August 29, 2018 / Posted by:

That’s fine,” said everyone who has taken a break from going to see Woody Allen’s latest movies.

Woody Allen has made at least one film every year since 1977, but 2019 will be the year of no Woody Allen movies. That’s weird – did I just hear everyone’s shoulders shrug at the same time?

82-year-old Woody wrapped filming on A Rainy Day in New York in November, and will be released by Amazon sometime before the end of this year. Page Six says he’s not getting to work on anything right away and it isn’t because he’s tired of repeatedly denying the gross allegations against him during press tours. Sources tell Page Six it’s because he might have trouble getting financing.

Amazon has been funding Woody’s movies, starting with Café Society in 2016, then the series Crisis in Six Scenes, Wonder Wheel, and A Rainy Day in New York. Café Society did alright financially, but Wonder Wheel didn’t. It only made $15.4 million in sales, compared to its budget of $25 million. A Rainy Day in New York also had a budget of $25 million, and the press tour is bound to be a mess.

Both Rebecca Hall and Timothée Chalamet donated their salaries from A Rainy Day to charity, with Rebecca stating she wouldn’t work with Woody again. Selena Gomez reportedly donatedsignificantly more” than what she made from A Rainy Day to the Time’s Up fund. This was all after Dylan Farrow reminded everyone about the allegations against her father, and wondered why he had some kind of cloak of protection against him from the #MeToo movement.

There’s three more films left in Amazon’s deal with Woody, but if A Rainy Day loses money, they could buy him out of their contract. Woody’s IMDb page shows he’s got an untitled project in the works for 2020, although sources say that might not happen.

Sources say Allen has yet to secure financing for the project. “Woody loves working. He never takes a vacation. But he will be taking time off this year until he can find a backer,” said one source.

Another source says that this is nothing new, and that Woody has had trouble finding financial backers for years now. He might also have trouble finding actors to appear in his next film. A Hollywood producer told Page Six that a Woody Allen film on their resume used to be prestigious, but ever since #MeToo happened, Woody “is toxic.

Of course, a spokesperson for Woody says that “none of this is true.” We’ll see about that. It will be impossible to hide the truth if his next film stars only Alec Baldwin, Diane Keaton, and Scarlett Johansson, is shot on an iPhone, and every scene suspiciously appears to take place in Woody’s living room.

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Drake Goes Back To Degrassi In His New Video For “I’m Upset”

June 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Canada Day came early this year! Yesterday Drake dropped the video for his latest song, “I’m Upset,” a video that has surely made any major fan of Degrassi: The Next Generation anything but upset. If Drake was looking for a good way to temporarily distract anyone who was still thinking about that messy beef with Pusha-T, this is it.

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