Yesterday, Tori Spelling took to Instagram to share that she and her five children had been continually exposed to something toxic that’s been making them sick. My first guess was, obviously, Dean “The Deaner” McDermott. But shame on me cuz this is actually serious. Tori says she and her family have been exposed to “extreme” toxic mold in their rental home!
Nope, that picture isn’t Vincent D’Onofrio as the cockroach alien in Men in Black. It’s Dax Shepherd suffering from chronic hiccups. On Friday Dax took to Instagram to share that earlier in the week he’d hiccuped for 50 hours straight! In one video, his wife Kristen Bell interviews him about his unfortunate ailment and he jokes that it’s “still funny” after 21 hours. But in his next video, he shares that his condition had escalated to “hiccup-induced puking.” Blegh! Blame the O’Doul’s?
Last year, Jameela Jamil was accused of lying about her countless ailments, injuries, and bee attacks. Recently she revealed that she suffers from Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome. EDS is a rare tissue disorder that causes chronic pain, easily dislocated bones, and blood vessel ruptures. RuPaul’s Drag Race winner Yvie Oddly has Hypermobile EDS. Now, Jameela partook in Us Weekly’s “25 Things You don’t Know About Me” series, and #13 is “I have an invisible disability called Ehlers Danlos Syndrome that makes me so bendy that I can pretty much kiss my own arse.” And you know Jameela tries it every time she posts one of her groundbreaking activist tweets.
One week ago, Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh and husband to Queen Elizabeth, was taken to the hospital because he wasn’t feeling well. It was reportedly not COVID related. I think we all assumed it was just “three months away from turning 100”-related. Now a Buckingham Palace spokesperson has shared an update: Philly has an infection and is expected to stay at the hospital for several more days. On the bright side, when you’re 99 years old, several days is merely a drop in the bucket of time. Continue reading
Prince Philip has been taken to a London hospital as a precaution after feeling unwell. Now, the Duke of Edinburgh is 99 years old (and turning 100 on June 10 [Geminiii]), so I can’t imagine his default setting is bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. But clearly he was feeling shitty enough that it was cause for concern. And no, a source has confirmed it’s not COVID-19 related. Dude already got the first round of the vaccine with wifey Queen Elizabeth last month.
Pull out that BBQ bib you keep in the bottom drawer because it’s about to get messy. Well, messier. As I’m sure you’ll never forget no matter how hard you try, Armie Hammer has been accused of tons of abuse and harboring cannibalistic fantasies which included allegedly telling a woman he was dating, Courtney Vucekovich, that he wanted to cook and eat her ribs. Now a second ex of Armie’s, Paige Lorenze, has come forward with a similar claim which includes the gory details of how exactly he planned to execute his plan.