Night Crumbs
Quibi is officially the Crystal Pepsi of streamers because after six months, a nearly $2 billion investment, and millions asking, “What’s a Quibi? Is that the toothbrush you stick to your bathroom mirror?”, they are shutting down. Who knew that Meg Whitman and Jeffrey Katzenberg aren’t plugged in to what the youngins’ want. This is honestly shit news for me because I just found out today that mess had a show called Barkitecture about opulent dog houses. If I only knew, I would’ve totally paid $4.99 a month to see that! (No. No, I wouldn’t have) – Just Jared
So, a Legally Blonde 3 is still happening, even though EVERYONE (read: EVERYONE) would really have a spin-off movie starring Jennifer Coolidge and Jennifer Coolidge alone – Lainey Gossip
Miley Cyrus says that she made eye contact with an alien in San Bernardino while high on weed wax. Bitch, please, that wasn’t an alien. It was probably one of my SB cousins wondering what the fuck kind of weed wax he smoked to make him hallucinate Miley Cyrus in San Bernardino – SOW
In case you missed it, here’s Kim Kartrashian’s kooze getting a mouthful of velour in ads she did for her tracksuits with Paris Hilton – Celebitchy
Panty Creamer of the Day: Pietro Boselli baring his nalgas while looking like a black sperm-covered troll doll, all in the name of HIGH ART – OMG Blog
Why does the tallest apple pie look like the turd that Lisa turns Chet into in Weird Science? – Pajiba
Jennifer Lawrence has come out as a former “little Republican” – Vulture
The “Cool Pope” (not Jude Law) continues to try to rebrand the Catholic Church with one tiny step forward – Towleroad
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