The Trailer For “She-Hulk: Attorney At Law” Is Here And The CGI Is Just….

Disney+’s newest Marvel show, She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, starring Tatiana Maslany as She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, is coming out this August, and the CGI work is only a couple notches above Cats-level at this point. I don’t know what Marvel did with all the money they’ve made from their Avengers movies but clearly, they didn’t spend it here. Come and see the trailer for She-Hulk: Attorney at Law which has worse graphic effects than Bratz: Rock Angelz.

The Wrap says that Tatiana stars as Jennifer Walters, a successful LA attorney who is also cousins with the Hulk, Bruce Banner (played by Mark Ruffalo). Jennifer then gets involved in the field of “Superhuman law,” and somehow gets some green Hulk transformation powers of her own. The trailer even shows Miss Walters’ big-ass She-Hulk feet tearing through her two-inch kitten heels like a drag queen on her last number of the night. But it seems Jennifer isn’t really into the whole superhero thing. I mean, she’s a lawyer–we all know they’re monsters.

Jennifer is however very not into becoming a new Avenger, wishing instead to remain “a normal, anonymous lawyer.” Which, sure, but lawyers working on her level tend to become famous. What I’m saying is, she’s headed to court TV regardless of how green she gets.

Meanwhile, it looks like she’s gonna have more of a grip on her powers than her cousin, if she can ever get control of them. “The transformations are triggered by anger and fear,” Bruce explains in one scene. “Those are like the baseline of any woman just existing,” Jennifer counters.

Later, she explains she’s not a superhero. “Those are for billionaires, and narcissists. And adult orphans for some reason.”

There’s even 30-something She-Hulk on the dating apps because this show is just so Relatable to Real Life™. Here’s the trailer, brace yourself for CGI work that makes her look like one of those early Barbie toys from Mcdonald’s with plastic hair, like not even the synthetic. It also includes this flash of Jameela Jamil‘s villain, Titania:

So… yeah.

I’ll be honest, I would have preferred if they had just painted a ripped Teresa Giudice green and had her lipsync to Tatiana’s line-reading. I think it would have looked more authentic.

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