Category: Engagements
Aaron Rodgers And Shailene Woodley Are Probably Engaged Already
It felt like it was just four days ago (because it was) when we learned that the random celebrity couple generator spit out the names Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley. Everyone reported that 37-year-old Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers and 29-year-old forest fairy Shailene Woodley have been a thing for a few months. And last night, Aaron told the world that he’s engaged. So either Aaron dumped Shailene after finally realizing that his one true love is Jake from State Farm and they’re engaged. Or the makers of organic, sugar-free, gluten-free, fair trade bridal granola garters are rejoicing today because Shailene’s getting married!
Ariana Grande’s Friends Think Her Latest Engagement Is More Rushed Than Her Tattoos
Last month we learned that 27-year-old Ariana Grande got engaged to Dalton Gomez, a 25-year-old real estate agent who is the successor to the extremely lofty fiance bar set by Pete Davidson. Ariana and Dalton’s engagement made for the most enduring and forever-bound love story of our generation, but her friends reportedly don’t agree and think she’s rushing it since they got engaged after dating for only 11 months.
Ariana Grande Announced She’s Engaged To Dalton Gomez After 11 Months Of Dating
Ariana Grande fell hard in love with her luxury realtor man-piece, Dalton Gomez, and the two quarantined together after he sold her a house. The local real estate trick’s dream! Well, their love moved along quite swiftly, and this time, Ariana didn’t get all up in our faces with her new man like last time. So surprise, surprise, she announced yesterday that they’re engaged. For the second time in two years Ariana is planning to get hitched, and to quote her Positions song, let’s hope she doesn’t “Re-peat history.”
Lana Del Rey Is Probably Engaged To Her Boyfriend Clayton Johnson
So, Lana Del Rey has been wearing a ring that looks suspiciously like the type of ring a person would give you if they wanted to get married. And this is a bit of a surprise, considering it feels like she was just drying her morose tears for her now-ex cop boyfriend. But lo and behold, Lana has apparently been dating someone in quarantine, and she’s maybe now engaged to him.
Ashley Benson And G-Eazy Might Be Engaged
About a week after we learned that Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne were done after two years together, it was reported Ashley had moved on to oily rapper G-Eazy. Not long after that, they confirmed the news by getting papped kissing in a grocery store parking lot. Three months later, and Ashley and G-Eazy have returned to a grocery store parking lot to give us a relationship update, which is that it appears they might be engaged now.
Dolph Lundgren Is Engaged To A 24-Year-Old Personal Trainer
There’s no doubt about it, things have changed dramatically over the past several months. These are strange days indeed. However, some things blessedly remain the same. You may need to plan a trip to the grocery store with the precision and timing of a Navy SEAL, but in Hollywood, there are still old dudes proposing to blond “20-something” personal trainers with tacky pink diamond rings. Swedish meatball Dolph Lundgren is the latest pepaw to give his adult daughters a new mommy who looks like she could be one of their USC sorority sisters.