Category: Engagements

Dina Lohan Showed Off The New Engagement Ring She Got In The Mail

June 17, 2020 / Posted by:

I hope Lindsay Lohan’s latest single has been selling like hotcakes (or in her case khameer flatbreads since I imagine her myriad of gentlemen friends are her biggest fans) because she’s about to have one more mouth to feed. According to Page Six, Dina Lohan’s getting married! For real this time! And while she still hasn’t met her on and off boyfriend of 6 years (and now fiance) Jesse Nadler in person, barring any further Outback Steakhouse parking lot shenanigans, Dina says “it’s official.”

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Allison Janney Confirms That Anna Faris Is Engaged

January 15, 2020 / Posted by:

A few months ago, Anna Faris was seen walking around in public with a big ol’ diamond ring on her left ring finger, which is almost all the proof you need that someone is engaged. But a few months before that, she appeared on Laura Wasser’s divorce podcast, saying she believed in monogamy, but struggled with the idea of legally binding yourself to another person. Which makes sense, considering she’d already been down Divorce Road twice already. So maybe the ring on Anna’s finger was just a nice gift to herself, or a low-pressure present from her boyfriend Michael Barrett. Thankfully, we have Anna’s TV mom Allison Janney to clear up any confusion about what that ring meant.

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Wilmer Valderrama is Engaged

January 2, 2020 / Posted by:

Not only does 2020 mark the end of a decade, it also marks the end of an era. Noted ladies man Wilmer Valerrama is engaged to be married. Throughout the 2010s, Wilmer, who is 39, parlayed his That 70s Show success into an impressive run of dating some of the biggest barely legal pop stars of the decade. According to US Weekly, Wilmer proposed to his girlfriend of 8-months, 28-year-old model Amanda Pacheco on January 1st.

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Lily Allen Has Once Again Been Seen Wearing An Engagement-Looking Ring On Her Left Hand

December 30, 2019 / Posted by:

There’s a chance that Lily Allen will be ringing in the new year not as Lily Allen, but as The Fiancée of Officer Hot Daddy from Stranger Things. At least that’s how I’d introduce myself to strangers if I were in her position. Which is a position we’re not entirely sure she’s in with 100% certainty, but if recent pictures are telling the truth, then Lily and David Harbour might be engaged.

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Princess Beatrice’s Engagement Party Happened But Her Dad Prince Andrew Didn’t Attend

December 19, 2019 / Posted by:

I guess Prince Andrew was too full of mummy’s turkey to attend his daughter’s engagement party last night. I can’t think of a single other reason he wouldn’t have been there. Oh well, tryptophan strikes again! Princess Beatrice and Edoardo “Edo” Mapelli Mozzi’s engagement party was held last night at Chiltern Firehouse, as originally planned. It was previously reported that the party had been cancelled due to the lack of privacy at the London venue because Bea didn’t want the paparazzi standing outside screaming “Andrew! Andrew! Look over here!” all night. Although he was in attendance at The Queen‘s annual pre-Christmas turkey lunch held earlier that day, Andrew was unable to attend the engagement party, presumably because he has another rare medical condition, one that gives him explosive diarrhea if he has even a bite of mummy’s turkey. Problem solved! The party was back on, and Andrew, again, presumably, spent the evening shitting his brains out and berating his footman to “wipe faster, you fool!” Obviously this is just a guess, why else would he miss it!? You can’t tell me Falklands war hero Prince Andrew is afraid of a couple of paparazzo. It’s not like he has anything to hide.

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