Afternoon Crumbs

May 6, 2020 / Posted by:

Kristen Stewart is supposedly still in love right now, but her down-low bits probably perked up over the news that a Hollywood lesbian couple has split up and now two famous ladies are on the market. Ashley Benson and Cara Delvingne have quit each other after two years together. But what I really need to know is: Who got custody of the sex bench??????!? – Just Jared

Look at that gorgeous blond bitch. And oh yeah, Chris Hemsworth looks good too, I guess – Lainey Gossip 

Pocket daddy Stanley Tucci is back to stirring up the cuccis on the internet by using his biceps to stir up a martini – Pajiba

Ben Affleck apparently has a private Instagram just for Ana de Armas to follow for now. So that means we’re one step closer to Ben and Ana doing the Flip The Switch challenge on TikTok. Flip the switch and keep it on off, you two! – Celebitchy

Because CBS really wanted to hear a bunch of people scream, “Wait, that show is still on?!“, they have renewed 23 of their shows – SOW

Err, it’s probably been eons since Lindsey Vonn has washed her own car, but somebody should tell her that she needs to roll up the window before spraying down her SUV (thirsty pooch or not) – Egotastic!

Does meth or GHB kill coronavirus?” is possibly something these messes Googled before going to this COVID-19 cesspool of a circuit party – Towleroad

And as the umlaut cries rejected tears, Chloë Sevigny has announced that she and her man Sinisa Mačković have given their child the umlaut-free name of Vanja Sevigny Mačković:


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