Category: That Was Quick

Ariana Grande Got Married To Dalton Gomez Over The Weekend

May 17, 2021 / Posted by:

Tragic news for Arianators who had their hearts set on watching their queen Ariana Grande walk down the aisle trailed by a 30 foot Scandinavian white-blonde ponytail. According to TMZ, she went and got married over the weekend to her fiance Dalton Gomez in a small private wedding at her home in Montecito, California. Friends say Ari, who announced her engagement last December, is moving too fast. But others think it was high time Ariana stopped making silly mistakes that can be remedied with laser removal and moved on to bigger mistakes that will take a team of lawyers to undo.

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Aaron Rodgers And Shailene Woodley Are Probably Engaged Already

February 7, 2021 / Posted by:

It felt like it was just four days ago (because it was) when we learned that the random celebrity couple generator spit out the names Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley. Everyone reported that 37-year-old Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers and 29-year-old forest fairy Shailene Woodley have been a thing for a few months. And last night, Aaron told the world that he’s engaged. So either Aaron dumped Shailene after finally realizing that his one true love is Jake from State Farm and they’re engaged. Or the makers of organic, sugar-free, gluten-free, fair trade bridal granola garters are rejoicing today because Shailene’s getting married!

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Hollywood Is Turning The Story Of The Trapped Thai Cave Boys Into A Movie

July 11, 2018 / Posted by:

As everyone knows, for 18 days, 12 Thai boys of the Wild Boars soccer team and their coach became trapped three kilometers inside a tourist cave located in Thailand’s Doi Nang No mountain. And for 18 days, the whole world watched and thought, “I really hope those boys come out alive.” At the same time, some people in Hollywood must have been thinking “I really hope those boys come out alive…because just think of the movie we could make!” Just one day after every boy and their coach rescued, The Hollywood Reporter is reporting that a movie is in the works.

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