Category: Vili Fualaau

Mary Kay Letourneau Is Dead At 58

July 8, 2020 / Posted by:

Mary Kay Letourneau, one of America’s most notorious child rapists (sadly a hotly contested title these days) has died. She was 58. According to TMZ, stage 4 colon cancer got her, but her perpetually delusional ass probably thought she was dying from an advanced case of True Love 4 Ever. I’m not sure where child rapists go when they die since I’m convinced that this is actually The Bad Place, but if there is a The Worst Place, perhaps she’s destined to spend an eternity there in perdition, age-appropriately married to Jeffrey Epstein.

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Mary Kay Letourneau And Vili Fualaau Are Separating For Real This Time

March 28, 2019 / Posted by:

It looks like Vili Fualaau might finally get to know what it’s like to be single after being in a relationship with his convicted rapist Mary Kay Letourneau since the age of 12. Two years ago, Vili tested the waters by filing for legal separation. At the time he claimed it was because he wanted to get into the weed business, but since his wife’s a convicted felon and registered sex offender, they needed to be separated for that to happen. But last year the two were back together, claiming everything between them was love and butterfly farts once again. Now according to People, they are “moving forward with their separation after reconciliation attempts have failed”. I guess Vili just couldn’t reconcile the fact that he was this close to being free before getting sucked back into Mary Kay’s cray cray abyss.

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Mary Kay Letourneau And Vili Fualaau Are Back Together Proving True Love Exists

November 15, 2018 / Posted by:

Mary Kay Letourneau, one of America’s most notorious delusional crackpots, and her husband Vili Fualaau, have reconciled and are back together after he filed for legal separation last year. When the couple first split, People reported that the reason was garden variety marital problems. You know, like he never empties the dishwasher, she feels unfulfilled now that the kids are grown, he doesn’t look at her the same way anymore, she stole his childhood by entering into a sexual relationship with him when he was her 12-year-old elementary school student. Just normal stuff like that. However, Radar interviewed Vili at the time and he said it was because he wanted to start a pot business and was afraid his wife being a felon and registered sex offender might be an issue. Now it seems both scenarios are moot, because they’re back together.

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