Because Duchess Meghan and Prince Harry are the woke royals, sources are saying that they’re planning on raising their first child without any gender stereotypes. That’s right, this kid will be enjoying both Barbie dolls and toy weaponry AKA: the full gender spectrum!
It’s Priyanka Chopra in one corner and Duchess Meghan in the other! Time for a round of: Rich And Famous Petty Drama–Wedding Edition, as Page Six is saying that Priyanka is mad at her super-famous super-royal best-friend for not attending her wedding. Someone call Samantha Markle–she finally has someone to bitch about Meghan with!
I honestly think there would be nothing worse than if a newspaper A- thought I was interesting enough to write about and B- started going through my garbage to publish all the crap they find. Duchess Meghan has been going through that ever since she won the dating lottery and began to hump on Prince Harry. She hasn’t exactly had the easiest commoner-to-royal transition since, uh, her dad, Thomas Markle, and his side of the family are trash. The Mail on Sunday helped take it to the next level the other week by publishing a letter Meghan wrote to her dad after the wedding, telling him to cut his bullshit. It seems like Meghan REALLY didn’t appreciate that, so now she’s threatening legal action against them.
I assumed the only thing Beyoncé and Jay-Z curtsied to was cold hard cash (and maybe whatever VH1 Behind The Music producer was able to give a catty “Where are they now?!” segment to Farrah Franklin), but at this year’s Brit Awards, they showed they have a soft spot in their hearts for Duchess Meghan, probably because they want her ass to be in one of those perfume ad-esque videos they play at an upcoming On The Run tour.
Duchess Meghan enjoyed a dinner at Ralph Lauren’s Polo Bar restaurant last night following day one of her tacky two-day American baby shower hosted by her tacky American friends. I’m surprised they still had an appetite after a playing the “Name That Poop” melted candy bar in a diaper game but they somehow still managed to dine. Joining Meghan at dinner was good friend Serena Williams who also attended the first shower. According to The Cut, Meghan’s surprise trip to New York City is winding down and she’s expected to leave the city today after her second show and probably after making a pit stop at a bodega for a sack full of bacon egg and cheese sammies for the plane.
Things are getting so bad in the royal family that Duchess Meghan had to flee jolly ol’ England to go shame eat at the Olive Garden in Times Square. I’m only kidding, that’s just me projecting my own go-to stress relief. The friends Meghan had before marrying Prince Harry wanted to host a baby shower for her. Rather than fly to England to make things easy for the pregnant lady, they made her come to New York City for her baby shower. What great people!