Nick Cannon Claims He Pays “A Lot More” Than $3 Million On Child Support For His Soon-To-Be 12 Kids
Nick Cannon just welcomed his 11th child with his 12th on the way, and you know his balls are probably ready to unleash the 13th into yet another uterus. And to the owner of that uterus, I beg: Please don’t. And Nick’s accountant is probably begging the same thing because Nick says that he pays “a lot more” than $3 million a year for his brood of children. Yeah, imagine if even a fraction of these kids plan on going to college–he’ll be bankrupt!
It’s that time again to list the number of children Nick Cannon has spawned so far:
11-year-old twins, Moroccan and Monroe, with Mariah Carey
1-year-old Powerful Queen, 5-year-old Golden Sagon, and 2-month-old Rise Messiah with Brittany Bell
1-year-old twins Zion Mixolydian and Zillion Heir, and newly born Beautiful Day with Abby De La Rosa
4-month-old Legendary Love with Bre Tiesi
2-month-old Onyx Ice with LaNisha Cole
Nick’s son, Zen, with Alyssa Scott, died last year at only 5 months old. Alyssa is currently pregnant with Nick’s 12th.
So, The Sun article did some calculations and suggested that if Nick is pulling in $5 million a year, he’s spending about $3 million of it on child support for his child army. Well, Nick spoke to The Neighborhood Talk about it, and he insists that the number he pays is actually higher than even that, via UsWeekly:
Keeping it real! Shortly after Nick Cannon welcomed baby No. 11, his third with Abby De La Rosa, he’s opening up about his child support arrangement.
“I definitely spend a lot more than [$3 million] on my children annually,” the Masked Singer host, 42, told The Neighborhood Talk on Friday, November 11, after a Sun report estimated his financial requirements. “I don’t plan to ever have to participate in the governmental system of child.”
If I were any of these women, I would make sure to pay close attention to the payments coming in from Nick; because any man who uses the phrase “governmental system of child” is ABSOLUTELY going to default on a child support payment eventually. But these women don’t seem to mind Nick’s antics, and surely they don’t mind the $3+ million he hands them to raise his children alone; back in April, Bre Tiesi said to UsWeekly that all the kids are treated as siblings, and the moms support all the kids.
“Our kids are siblings… However, they decide to go moving forward with their dad, that’s their time and their intimate stuff. We’re just here to support and drop off or pick up or whatever they need. But [it’s] all love. We all are worried about our situation and our children and [doing] the best we can do. If anyone needs something, my door is always open.”
I see what Nick is doing here: he’s setting up his endless supply of Baby Mamas so that he can reproduce ad infinitum. He’s sick! Now women know that getting pregnant by him will allow them to live a life of luxury off his millions! I mean, when you divide that $3 million among his kids, that’s $250,000 a head–and he says he spends more. So being a Nick Cannon Baby Maker is a much better-paying gig than 90% of employment opportunities….. until he eventually goes broke!
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