Category: Call Me By Your Name
Armie Hammer “Leaves” Another Project As His “Call Me By Your Name” Collaborators Work On A Cannibal Love Story
The inbox of Call Me By Your Name director, Luca Guadagnino, better brace itself because Armie Hammer is about to slam it with email after email, begging to put him in Luca’s new cannibal love story movie since he’s got pages upon pages of his cannibal fantasies to prove he’s perfect for it. “Remember how I wanted to switch the peach with a heart in Call Me By Your Name?” is possibly something Armie will write. Besides, Armie may need the work since he’s out of another job.
Armie Hammer and Timothée Chalamet Are Supposedly Set For The “Call Me By Your Name” Sequel
The coronavirus pandemic. It’s a horny time. And I’m about to make it far, far worse for many of you. The director of 2017’s Call Me By Your Name, Luca Guadadnino, confirmed that the sequel is still happening. And he says both Timothée Chalamet and Armie Hammer have signed on! “SPLOOSH”, replied the world. “MAMMA MIA!”, replied the Italian peach population.
Luca told the Italian publication Gay.it that, before the pandemic, he was set to visit America for a meeting with a mystery potential screenwriter. The original film’s screenwriter, James Ivory, has confirmed he won’t be returning. But now, since Luca’s in lockdown in Milan, all meetings are on hold.
IHOP’s Latest Name-Change Stunt Is About Putting Pancakes In Hamburgers
This time last year IHOP tried to change it’s name to IHOB and there was a hard and fast “No” from everyone. IHOP revealed it was all just a shameless stunt to promote their new line of burgers. Well, recently they teased that another name change is coming and asked the internet to guess what the P in IHOP now stands for (internet of course guessing: penis!)
Yesterday was the big reveal and it turns out it’s not the International House of Penis. That would be good. This is the opposite of good. The P now stands for “burger.” You read that right. The fuckwits at IHOP are sticking pancakes in burgers and saying the P stands for “burger.” Or maybe pancake-burger?!
Armie Hammer Isn’t So Sure About A “Call Me By Your Name” Sequel
In my mind, traveling to Italy and consumption of peaches has skyrocketed since Call Me By Your Name, the movie where Armie Hammer and Timothée Chalamet spent a summer frolicking around an Italian mansion while wet humping and demonstrating how dancing was not taught in the Hammer household. Director Luca Guadagnino indicated he was looking into doing a line of sequels. Even André Aciman, the author of the novel of the same name, said he was down with more movies and was even writing a sequel to book. But now Armie is all, “Nah.” I guess he’s still waiting to make another go at The Man From U.N.C.L.E.